Help for the Sexually Inexperienced

[Porn Shop Clerk]

"not with you it isn't"

[Darth Biscuit]

"I want to tongue your butthole."

Too far?

[Ja Rhule]

" I want to poop on u"

[Porn Shop Clerk]

"I want to tongue your butthole."

Too far?

not far enough:

"I want to tongue fug your asshole while you fug your ***** with a vibrator"

[Darth Biscuit]

not far enough:

"I want to tongue fug your asshole while you fug your ***** with a vibrator"

I figured you could take it farther...

[The_Light_Brigade]

not far enough:

"I want to tongue fug your asshole while you fug your ***** with a vibrator"

[The_Light_Brigade]

She is really not taking to the dirty talk. She's more of a what have you done for me lately kind of woman. I scratch her back by doing things around the house, she realizes i'm out for poon, she in turn has to give up said pussy. Its a vicious circle but at least I know what I have to do to get some pussy.

[Hawk]

I've got the cup...you bring the girl

[Scrumtrilescent]

Teh sexay time should never be a currency.

[The_Light_Brigade]

Teh sexay time should never be a currency.

I don't particularly have a problem with it. And it really doesn't work that way I've just noticed a correlation between me getting poo done around the house and then later in the bedroom. I guess it's more of an unspoken agreement than currency.

[Darth Biscuit]

I don't particularly have a problem with it. And it really doesn't work that way I've just noticed a correlation between me getting poo done around the house and then later in the bedroom. I guess it's more of an unspoken agreement than currency.

My theory on that is, as long as everyone is happy... let it ride. If it becomes an issue with one of you, that's when the problem comes in.

[The_Light_Brigade]

My theory on that is, as long as everyone is happy... let it ride. If it becomes an issue with one of you, that's when the problem comes in.

Let me tell you Inflation is not just a problem with the dollar bill! HIIIIIIIIIYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Porn Shop Clerk]

She is really not taking to the dirty talk. She's more of a what have you done for me lately kind of woman. I scratch her back by doing things around the house, she realizes i'm out for poon, she in turn has to give up said pussy. Its a vicious circle but at least I know what I have to do to get some pussy.

sucks bro

but you never know, maybe next time she'll bring her A game

also it does turn women on when you can fix your own car, do poo around the house right, and basically contribute overall to the living situation

[The_Light_Brigade]

also it does turn women on when you can fix your own car, do poo around the house right, and basically contribute overall to the living situation

Couldn't agree more. That's like foreplay to her.