Cam Newton farts

[mwright350]

Not true. I heard Cams farts power JRs golf cart.

Does this count as an alternative fuel? If so can we get a tax credit for the Panthers?

[Floppin]

North Korea is trying to reverse engineer Cam's fart's chemistry so that they can inject their Olympic athletics with Eau De Camanus in hopes of improving their "winning" factor.

[Cary Kollins]

I hope Cam never finds this.

[Zod]

Lets all just hope the soviets don't catch wind of cams farts

[SCP]

If a Cam fart mixed with some Hurney Magic dust what would happen?

[Cary Kollins]

Does Cam have to do the Superman pose after every fart?

[Jase]

Little known fact: Deer antler velvet is composed of 74% cam fart.

[Cary Kollins]

If a Cam fart mixed with some Hurney Magic dust what would happen?

[Zod]

Lmao

[SCP]

Ha! Holy poo!

[Gucci Mane]

GUISE! i was in the trenches with RR during 'nam and he told me that cam only farts under center.

[WilmyWood]

Cam's farts are the reason Waldo is hiding.

[MHS831]

I had to open this thread. I wanted to see if it would make some folks mad. I mean, if I had a deal with Underarmor, I would not care if I soiled myself. Just grab another pair out of the footlocker of free stuff they send every month. Not even sure I would wipe. Think I would just keep it real and see where it takes me.

[Cary Kollins]

I had to open this thread. I wanted to see if it would make some folks mad. I mean, if I had a deal with Underarmor, I would not care if I soiled myself. Just grab another pair out of the footlocker of free stuff they send every month. Not even sure I would wipe. Think I would just keep it real and see where it takes me.

I feel like this was madlibbed.