Never do these 3 things together

[Captroop]

• Get drunk
  
• Whack off
  
• Pee
  

I swear, combine any of the two, and it's fine. Downright advisable in some cases. But when these three forces combine it's just awful. I feel like I have to piss all night, but I don't have to. It's just the sensation of having to pee constantly.

Just me?

[Doyle]

I hate to admit it but I know exactly what you are talking about.

[Kettle]

you expected something good to come from peeing while smacking yourself around? At the very least you piss all over everything!

[j2sgam]

Drunken roughin the suspect causes UTIs... So does not peeing after the money shot... I thought this was common knowledge....