BOLD Predictions for Next Season

[SuperJTheGreat]

We will start of 5-0 and drop 11 straight.

[Stumpy]

Luke breaks the all-time tackles mark.

Cam has lowest rushing and passing yards of his career.

Panthers get a first round bye.

One of our DT's makes the Pro Bowl.

And, this one's not really that bold, as seamonsters have been known to devour the wicked, but...

The Kraken literally eats Breesus in the PooperDome.

[Frizzy350]

Luke breaks the all-time tackles mark.

Cam has lowest rushing and passing yards of his career.

Panthers get a first round bye.

One of our DT's makes the Pro Bowl.

And, this one's not really that bold, as seamonsters have been known to devour the wicked, but...

The Kraken literally eats Breesus in the PooperDome.

AND DOWN TO PAM OLIVER ON THE SIDELINE WITH AN INJURY UPDATE!

PAM OLIVER HERE TOM! Drew Brees was taken into the locker room at the end of the first quarter after being eaten and regurgitated by some nobody on the Panthers defensive front! He is currently being evaluated by the Saints' clerical staff. They say he is experiencing some pain as all of his limbs have been partially digested. His return is questionable. BACK TO YOU TOM!

[carolina-chuck]

CAM and Kuechly still BEASTS

[Gabeking]

Cam gets a sex change and McDermott finally gets a soul

*ok maybe that last went a bit too far

[Lumps]

Cam gets a sex change

something tells me huddlers wouldn't be so unhappy with that...

[CarolinaPride5]

We end the season at .500!

[bigskypanthersguy]

We will start of 5-0 and drop 11 straight.

Don't even joke.

[C47]

Manti becomes a father.

What adoption service are Mr and Mr Te'o using?

[FootballMaestro]

Panthers draft a rookie WR who becomes a productive contributor. He will be good enough, that fans will debate if he should be the #2 starter over Lafell. It's this, or Lamont Bryant becomes a contributor catching 5-7 TD passes.

[SIGCHI222]

We win more than we loose.

[Kevin Greene]

Cam Newton continues to improve and his leadership strengths prosper and grow.

10 games into the season it finally becomes apparent to all the ceiling this team has with the current coaching staff is 2 tacos short of a combo plate

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After a mediocre season the Coaching Staff is blown apart and JR having seen what a tremendous job Gettleman has done in other areas sits on his hands as Getts brings in a staff capable of optimizing the roster and leading the Carolina Panthers to the Promised Land.

That's right. I have a dream.

[cookinbrak]

We start out 2-5, Cam and Kuechly beat the crap out of the coaches for the whole "Playing not to lose" mentality, the players run the team, we go undefeated and win the Super Bowl. Except, on the last play, with a 13 point lead we don't take a knee, opting for an Unsportsmanlike Conduct penalty for giving Brady and Belick Gatorade Wedgies on the last play of the "Greatest Super Bowl Evar", according to everyone.

[SZ James (banned)]