When a complete stranger won't stop staring at you...

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I was sitting in traffic the other morning..happen to look over and this kid, probably 13 or 14 was sitting there just staring at me...all creepy and poo...like, you KNOW he was putting me in his spank bank.....so I gave him this and drove off

[Proudiddy]

I just pull the meat out and do helicopters.

[88 Bronco]

I just pull the meat out of my ass and do helicopters.

Fixed!

[Proudiddy]

Fixed!

Zinger.

That needs a name... The Chidook? The Brown Apache?

[TheAmericanDream]

I was sitting in traffic the other morning..happen to look over and this kid, probably 13 or 14 was sitting there just staring at me...all creepy and poo...like, you KNOW he was putting me in his spank bank.....so I gave him this and drove off

Damn I bet that boy creamed his pants.

[Bronn]

I stare back and break their will until they look away

[Guest]

I was sitting in traffic the other morning..happen to look over and this kid, probably 13 or 14 was sitting there just staring at me...all creepy and poo...like, you KNOW he was putting me in his spank bank.....so I gave him this and drove off

LOL awesome!

[Proudiddy]

I was sitting in traffic the other morning..happen to look over and this kid, probably 13 or 14 was sitting there just staring at me...all creepy and poo...like, you KNOW he was putting me in his spank bank.....so I gave him this and drove off

Where were the women like you when I was that age? lol... That is hilarious.

[h0llywood]

Ask that person if there is a penis on your forehead that they would like to suck on

[KendrickPanther]

Sometimes I get lost in my thoughts and end up staring at people unintentionally. I met a gorgeous girl that way once when she introduced herself to me. She broke my heart a few years later :( . Also sometimes people give me a nasty stare when I watch a television over their head. People are so self absorbed they always assume its about them. And then sometimes I'm totally creepin.

[frash.exe]

I hate that. There is a woman at the gym that does that to me. It's fuging creepy.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

oh my, that's a pretty man

now if you'll excuse me...I have to use the restroom

[Darth Biscuit]

Sometimes I get lost in my thoughts and end up staring at people unintentionally. I met a gorgeous girl that way once when she introduced herself to me. She broke my heart a few years later :( . Also sometimes people give me a nasty stare when I watch a television over their head. People are so self absorbed they always assume its about them. And then sometimes I'm totally creepin.

lol

Similar to when you look and there's someone waving at you and you wave back, only to then realize that they were waving at someone behind you... doh!

[Johnny Rockets]

oh my, that's a pretty man

now if you'll excuse me...I have to use the restroom

Was just thinking the same thi......wait, what? ....No.