Fever, chills, aches and pains, nausea, diarrhea

[Hotsauce]

WTF did I catch?

How do I make myself feel better?

How long will it last?

[Mrs Pantherfan]

you'll be dead in about 2 hrs

[Panthro]

THen come back as a zombie

[Jase]

congrats, you and half of the rest of the southeast have the flu.

[h0llywood]

When you diarrhea, make sure to flush the toilet before you attempt to throw up in the same toilet. The back splash is not pleasant.

[Bronn]

I had the same right before Xmas... I was positive it was the flu because I'd had the flu before... Went to the doc... they tested me... NO FLU...

Called it a "flu-like" virus...

fever for days over 103, vomiting, chills, muscle aches, diarrhea, etc. etc. etc...

Zero prescription medicine prescribed...

fun times...

feel better soon!

[cookinwithgas]

I went to eat lunch with the kids today at school and I immediately felt like I was being given every germ known to man.

[Bronn]

oh, and the conspiracy theorist in me will tell you that what I had, and what a lot of people are catching, isn't a flu by standard diagnosis, but it is an engineered virus being introduced into the population to stimulate the economy...

[OnlyPantherFaninMaine]

Hydrate

[The_Light_Brigade]

Go to the fugging doctor!

[Bronn]

Go to the fugging doctor!

This is the best advice... I never go to the doc, but this bitch-of-a-virus I had had me there the day after it hit me...

[mmmbeans]

congrats, you and half of the rest of the southeast have the flu.

half the northeast too. i'm hiding in my office, trying not to get sick.

[SCP]

That sounds like the symptoms I get when I see a McDonalds advertisement.

[TheAmericanDream]

You got it from the huddle.

It's the huddle outbreak.