New Nickname Alert...

[Ivan The Awesome]

I like 'The Force'.

[Stumpy]

I imagine this was given by Beason. "Uncle Luke" is/was the rapper otherwise known as Luther Campbell who famously paid the Miami football players under the table. There was a 30 for 30 related to this subject

Actually, the man we know today as Luke Keuchly, or Uncle Luke, came to be his freshman year at Boston College.

It was a balmy Saturday in Miami when BC came to town. Luther Campbell, now a reverend, was roaming the Canes sidelines, as he was known to do. This was to be a life changing day for the former 2 Live Crew star.

With 12 minutes left in the 1st quarter, Luke Keuchly, the freshman linebacker, had run out of Miami players to tackle. In the zone, he began tackling anything with a Hurricanes jersey on.

Campbell was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Since finding God, Campbell had tried to suppress his alter ego, Uncle Luke. Now, as Dexter Morgan will tell you, something that is a part of you can never REALLY leave you...

...unless you get hit by Luke Keuchly that is.

After having his world rocked by the freshman phenom, Campbell found that he was no longer afflicted by his dark passenger. But, "Uncle Luke" had not simply vanished, you see.

Uncle Luke knew he could not survive long outside of a human host. However, after years of repression due to Luther's new found divinity, he knew if he returned to his former body, he would once again be banned in the USA.

Seeing that all other hosts on the Miami sideline had been decimated by the young linebacker, Uncle Luke had found his new host.

This may sound far fetched, unbelievable even. But, ask yourself this, how else could a 23 year old kid with glasses and a jewfro have so much swag?

[Chimera]

If Beason returns to form, I'm dying to call the trio of Luke, Beason, and TD the Legion of Boom.

[jasonluckydog]

I like his name when they call it over the loud system after a tackle.