What would you tell the eight year-old you?

[jtnc]

What advice would you give yourself?

[Mr. Scot]

When a lady tells you "we need to talk", it's a trap!

[Kevin Greene]

Kep your arm loose.

[Manos]

Start running you fat bitch and don't stop till you aren't fat anymore. Oh and avoid women named krystine like the plague you don't need that trouble no matter how hot she is. Do this and your/our life will be infinitely better.

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Don't be hesitant in your future endeavors. Man up and take control of good opportunities socially, educationally, and when it comes to the females too, my child.

Also, stick with soccer and when you pick up boxing in a few years, stick with that too. Sh*t will get you mad ladies in the future.

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

Oh and if you still spend 4 years of your young life chasing the same girl, give it the hell up man. You don't get her in the end and you miss out on a lot of hotter chicks because of it. She is not even attractive dude, she's a bitch.

[Bwood]

Haha someone got cheated on.

[KSpan]

Never stop reading, studying, or taking things apart to learn how they work... and tie your damn shoes!

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

"here, grab a piece of paper and write down these super bowl scores"

[DC Amp]

Start saving all your pennies now and go to college. ;)

[Inimicus]

Just because youll score exceeding well on an IQ in Jr High test doesn't mean you don't have to study. Don't drop out of High School and go to college.

[stirs]

Buy a truck load of Apple stock when it comes around

[The Saltman]

Don't listen to that dude above you and instead buy a truckload of Google stock instead.

[Guest]

Listen to both of those dudes above you and buy Apple, Google, and some Microsoft too. Do NOT buy Facebook when it goes IPO.