You are a smelly pirate hooker.

[Happy Panther]

http://www.cbssports.com/general/blog/eye-on-sports/21430474/ex-olympian-suzy-favor-hamilton-apologizes-for-vegas-escort-work

In a story that has provoked startling headlines and stunned the track-and-field community, three-time U.S. Olympic middle distance runner Suzy Favor Hamilton admitted in a report published Thursday at The Smoking Gun that for the last year she has been working as a "$600-an-hour" Las Vegas escort. (Link includes pictures that might not be safe for work.)

“I take full responsibility for my mistakes. I'm not the victim and I'm not going that route,” Favor Hamilton told TSG. “I'm owning up to what I did. I would not blame anybody except myself. Everybody in this world makes mistakes. I made a huge mistake. Huge.”

What have you guys paid in Vegas? I'm usually closer to $1000 per hour.

Go big or go home.

[Ja Rhule]

Hookers pay me... Pimp life, playa.

[Guest]

life is stranger than fiction.

[Darth Biscuit]

$600/hr is a lot of dough.

[SCP]

Wonder how much I could charge an hour as a Mimbo? $4.87/hr?

[Herbert The Love Bug]

http://www.cbssports...gas-escort-work

What have you guys paid in Vegas? I'm usually closer to $1000 per hour.

Go big or go home.

wow you're really that pathetic of a person?

[Herbert The Love Bug]

I get girls for free instead of paying a thousand bucks for a nasty ugly girl off the street

[Happy Panther]

wow you're really that pathetic of a person?

Yeah, why?

[SCP]

If you divide the money I have spent on my wife and kids during my marriage by the thousands of times my wife and I have had sex, it's costing me about $3K per hour for sex. Sounds like $600 is a steal.

[Guest]

$6,000 for 24 hrs. Dayum.

She's pretty hot tho...

[j2sgam]

Where are the nsfw pics?

[Kettle]

10 dollars a minute? I got 50 on it.

[Darth Biscuit]

Where are the nsfw pics?

Google finds 'em pretty easily...

[GAme]

$600?? damn she doesn't look that good