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The Community Theatre Presents...Keiser Blade

SIGCHI222

By SIGCHI222,
in Carolina Panthers

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RON RIVERA

[shouting] We don't got no Godd@mn team! We don't need to fu(king practice, Jerry! We don't need no shlt-azz General Manager neither! You motherfu(kers! You all are a bunch of losers! I'm the only sane son-of-a-bitc here! So get the *fu(k* out off my plane now!

JERRY RICHARDSON

It's not your plane, Ron, it's mine.

RON

I'll whip the dog shlt out of you, Jerry. I will [shouts] fu(king kill you if you talk to me again!

JERRY

Listen, everyone, I've had a few glasses of wine and that tends to make me emotional. It came over me in a rush. I just want you to know that I care about each and every person on this plane.

CAM NEWTON

Thank you, Jerry. We care about you too, don't we?

Chud, McDermont, Shula

Yes.

STEVE SMITH

Yes, Sir.

RON

[to Jerry and Cam] Hey! I said get off of my plane! That goes for corksuckers and retards! Now get up off your asses'n go! Go on!

JERRY

This is not your plane, Ron. This is my plane and I decide who goes and who stays. You got a plane, why don't you get some of your Super Bowl Shuffle friends and go home to it?

RON

You know better than to talk to me like that when I'm hurtin', Jerry. Don't make me knock the piss outta you.

CAM

Don't you touch him.

RON

That's funny, Cam. Jerry, go to bed and take little snot-nose here with you.

JERRY

You're not staying here tonight. Go get sober before you come back, I'm tired of my QB seeing this. Now you get your ass straight or I'll lock your ass out of my life for good.

RON

If you even think about leaving me, Jerry, I told you: I'm gonna release those pictures of you and George Shinn.

JERRY

That might be better than this.

CAM

All right, I'm a witness. I heard you threatening him.

RON

Hey, you get the [shouts] fu(k out now!

Like sands in the hour glass, so are the days of our livers.

I get bored people. It's better than reading another RMT post.

Anyway, my point is that chaos has taken over our beloved team and these last 4 weeks should be quite volatile. I'll be here for every minute. :)

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