Do you have sex with your wife

[Mr. Scot]

when you're married, everything's a trap.

Reminds me of advice I gave a friend of mine's teenage son.

I said "You know those crazy traps you see on the old Batman show?"

He replied "Yeah?"

I said "Well, when your girl says 'we need to talk', that's kind of what it's like."

[Mr. Scot]

Sex is the last thing I want when that bitch Aunt Flo comes for her visit. Do not touch me, don't even make me think you want to touch me. I don't even want a hug. Don't even let your foot brush up against me when we're in bed. In fact, just leave for the next several days. After its over then we'll have crazy monkey sex.

The bestest sex of all is when I'm ovulating. YEah Baby!

Have known a couple of ladies who say that time of the month makes them horny as a toad.

Guessing that's rare.

[stankowalski]

Only in the shower. Seeing blood on my dick literally makes me want to vomit.

Tell me about it. I don't have to worry about this thing any more since my wife got fixed (and yeah if it bleeds, it's broken). But when I did, the aftermath made my penis look like it did 2 tours in Nam.

[Herbert The Love Bug]

I accidently fingered a girl on her period. I pulled out my fingers and saw what that I screamed and ran to the bathroom as fast as a I could. It scarred me for life. Vaginas freak me out

[Happy Panther]

Never

[boo7382]

I accidently fingered a girl on her period. I pulled out my fingers and saw what that I screamed and ran to the bathroom as fast as a I could. It scarred me for life. Vaginas freak me out

Is there something you want to tell us?

Don't be scared of the vajay....embrace it. Learn it. Become friends with it.

If not it causes problems

[FurdTurgason]

Been there, done that. Not as good as non-period sex, obviously, but if she asks for it, you never say no (except for red wings...nasty). If you do it for her, she'll reciprocate for you when it's over, I have found.

[88 Bronco]

Been there, done that. Not as good as non-period sex, obviously, but if she asks for it, you never say no (except for red wings...nasty). If you do it for her, she'll reciprocate for you when it's over, I have found.

Another piece of wisdom from the annals of pizza inn.

[Luke Cage]

The blood doesn't bother me. The smell (if you happen to catch a whiff) and the limited positions are what bother me most. Missionary is your best bet if you want to make as small a mess as possible. Other than that like everyone else has said, sex is still sex and you get bonus points from your lady.