Stupid baby names

[Floppin]

my wife and i aren't even discussing names until we know the sex because it'll be half the work once we know and we'll probably disagree anyway.

but it's for damn sure not gonna be something idiotic.

We had a boy name almost instantly, then we found out it was a girl and it took forever to come up with a name.

[Hawk]

you pretty much have to ask everyone these days how to spell their name properly with all these i for y and e for a and fricken swaps....and those are just the 'locals'! Bring in all the imports and screw it....your name is now Buddy!

[Panthers Nation]

Hey Willard

[Hawk]

Hey Willard

today that's Quillairdgh

[Darth Biscuit]

Our first kid we came up with a name quick... the other two my wife was insistent on something "unique" so it took much, much longer for us to agree on names...

[Captroop]

Boys:

Any derivation of the name Aiden, or anything that rhymes with Aiden.

Anything that, while phonetically it sounds like a common name, is spelled in the most ridiculously complex way possible

Anything that white yuppies name name their kids that sound like towns in Massachusetts: Breckenridge, Marshall

Pfeiffer

Julian

Girls:

Any derivation of the name Hayden, or anything that rhymes with Hayden.

Anything that, while phonetically it sounds like a common name, is spelled in the most ridiculously complex way possible.

Anything that black people name their kids that sound like they should have an apostrophe in it

Anything with a "Mc" in it: McKenna

Anything German (Sorry Grandma): Hedwig, Gerta, Bertha

[Guest]

Boys:

Any derivation of the name Aiden, or anything that rhymes with Aiden.

Anything that, while phonetically it sounds like a common name, is spelled in the most ridiculously complex way possible

Anything that white yuppies name name their kids that sound like towns in Massachusetts: Breckenridge, Marshall

Pfeiffer

Julian

Girls:

Any derivation of the name Hayden, or anything that rhymes with Hayden.

Anything that, while phonetically it sounds like a common name, is spelled in the most ridiculously complex way possible.

Anything that black people name their kids that sound like they should have an apostrophe in it

Anything with a "Mc" in it: McKenna

Anything German (Sorry Grandma): Hedwig, Gerta, Bertha

Scott Fowler, columnist for the Observer, named his three sons London, Chapel and Salem. I hope they take intensive martial arts training.

[Captroop]

Forgot one:

Anything that sounds like a description of a piece of jewelry: Precious

[Hawk]

anything named after a car....because you want all the boys at school wanting to drive your Mercedes!!!

[Guest]

anything named after a car....because you want all the boys at school wanting to drive your Mercedes!!!

you take mercedes and lexus and you have the names of half of the strippers in N. America.

[Hawk]

the other half are Bambi?

[Captroop]

you take mercedes and lexus and you have the names of half of the strippers in N. America.

Add Porsche for all the stuck up blondes in the UK and New England.

[Bronn]

Girls:

Any derivation of the name Hayden, or anything that rhymes with Hayden.

Anything that, while phonetically it sounds like a common name, is spelled in the most ridiculously complex way possible.

Anything that black people name their kids that sound like they should have an apostrophe in it

Anything with a "Mc" in it: McKenna

Anything German (Sorry Grandma): Hedwig, Gerta, Bertha

boo gon' stab u

[Scrumtrilescent]

There is a large gap between "unique" and "idiotic." Mine tends to straddle that line most of the time, and it was so much fun growing up.