Thanksgiving day game/Carolina Panthers.

[Panthers Nation]

What Thanksgiving day dish would you compare the Carolina Panthers too?

To me the Panthers would be the Fried Turkey because they are the main dish in Thanksgiving.Everybody eats the Turkey,just like every team eats us on the football field.We also play like fried Turkeys,our defense played like a bunch of gobble gobble Turkeys today.

[Panthers Nation]

Please don't lock this,we need to at least have some fun while we lose.

[Fox007]

We suck so bad we really don't need metaphors.

[nosuchthingasapanther]

the scraps that the dog gets.

[panthers04100]

The poo you have to take after eating all that food

[Panthers Nation]

the scraps that the dog gets.

lolz

[Anybodyhome]

Yes, the huge, steaming dump that occurs after all that food.....

[Guest Super_Freak]

Canned cranberry sauce. The off brand kind that comes out in the form of the can.

[CBDellinger]

Beet stew, cause I hate it.

[pstall]

they need to sit at the card table with the kids

[jtnc]

Chitterlings..

[Steven Smiff]

Green bean casserole.

Simple ingredients. Very little preparation. And most important, it sucks.

[PhillyB]

peas.

nasty-ass little green-ass lumpy soggy-ass sorry-ass spheres of bland poo that get in your mashed potatoes and fug them all up with ruinous bumpy palate-defiling destruction. you scrape those little cocksuckers off your plate and feed them to the dog when grandma isn't looking. fug peas man. they just ruin your fugin day.

the carolina panthers are peas.

[PhillyB]

especially captain munnerlyn (but for different reasons)