if you had to live with one

[Happy Panther]

I would take B and murder the dog

[hepcat]

option B roommate quit his job as a server at a local chain restaurant yesterday. so now not only is he all those things i mentioned...he's now unemployed and will be at the house all the time pretty much. enough of a reason to kick him out?

[MadHatter]

Hell yes

[Mrs Pantherfan]

Sure...

If you get a girl roommate...make sure it's no one that'd you ever sleep with...that complicates things too....so I'm told

[thefuzz]

Probably time to be grown up's and have a sit down with everyone.....not including the girlfriend.

Get some things on the table, either way you are going to piss them off.

[hepcat]

Probably time to be grown up's and have a sit down with everyone.....not including the girlfriend.

Get some things on the table, either way you are going to piss them off.

Yea def...it's getting so annoying to have someone live at your house that is so ungodly lazy it makes you feel bad for them.

[thefuzz]

How is he going to pay rent now?

[LiQuiD]

No job, no house. Sorry pal. Out.

[pstall]

Option d is become a pool boy for a rich cougar....

[hepcat]

Option B roommate got a "job" working for his bro in law. Did some odd jobs for his construction company but has been tasked with "marketing" a new "energy saving product" door to door. I lined him up some shifts at a bar my buddy manages just so he could pay rent this month...but if he doesn't start getting out of the house more, he's gone.

I have a nice big flat screen TV I like to occasionally veg out to, but I can't even use it because almost every waking hour, he's watching TV.

[Bronn]

Better hope the cops never show up... Even if you don't partake, you're maintaining the dwelling...

I think you moved to Texas? I dunno what their laws are, but in NC you're guilty by association IIRC...

[FurdTurgason]

Make up a story and give them two weeks to move out. Tell them your sister is moving in or your girlfriend or whatever.

[SCP]

I have to live with a wife and two kids that eat all my food and perpetually destroy my garage. You don't even want to know the kind of crap I have to watch on my nice big HD. So, while you are not linked to your roommates by DNA, my advice is to kick them the fug out.

[CatofWar]

B...steal his pot, bang his dog, and kick the girl.

then boot them out and bring A in and tell him if he ever touches my poo, I'll break his fingers, one at a time

Fixed.

He will leave.