I am the root cause of Panther fail

[Mr. Scot]

When I clicked the thread I thought the OP was going to say that he was actually Marty Hurney.

[SCP]

I am Marty Hurney

[Wyank]

Maybe I am part of the blame. I married my wife in 2009 before the first game played. It's been all downhill since ..... Panther performance wise.

[jayflip]

I am Marty Hurney

I too, am Marty Hurney.

[Lumps]

should be safe with AE

[SCP]

should be safe with AE

Where would I find an AE jersey, Big Lots perhaps.

[stirs]

I would say "little lots" more likely

[ElkinPanthersFan]

Why didn't you buy a Marty Hurney Authenic dip sooner?

[Khaki Lackey]

Get a Chud jersey please.

I wonder if your jersey purchase could negate a Madden curse?

[Mother Grabber]

We were winning on Sunday until I took a shower and put on my Panthers sweatshirt. It's all my fault. I should have stayed au natural until the game was over.

[Actionman0z]

I have realized that it does not matter what I do, I do not care if we lose every game, I want to see dedication to running, and improvement from newton.

[LA_Panther]

I'm off to team store to buy Fua jersey

In line with this joke, I went to search for a Jerry Richardson Baltimore Colts Jersey that I can paste in here, but I stumbled onto this awesome 1991 SI article about JR. The man is a winner. Hope he sees us being a winning franchise. Here is a quote that cracked me up though...dude a hardcore businessman

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1140299/1/index.htm

"Still, he had caught a touchdown pass in the championship game, and $9,750 (salary) just didn't seem right. Over $250, he walked. Left camp in 1961 and never played another down of football. Went home to Spartanburg, S.C., and opened a hamburger stand"

[iamhubby1]

I am Marty Hurney. Wait... I have a job. Nvm.

[FastNFurious]

Any jerseys you guys want me to buy? Maybe a throw back Rivera jersey?

Why don't you buy other teams jerseys.... start with Peppers, Urlacher, Briggs, Forte...