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Meow's Week 4 Photoshopped Predictions

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By MeowMeowMeooow,
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It's that time again, Huddle. And as I am still waiting for my wife to go into labor, time is hard to come by. But never the less! I shall deliver... So here it goes... WEEK 4

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In Week 3 the Panthers looked like the Walking Dead on national television. And almost all of the media (and much of the Huddle) have begun to pronounce us legally dead. Well I here to tell you, Halloween is coming early this year because Sunday we will all witness the dead rise!

As we all know the rules of zombies, you must shoot them in the head to truely put one down... Well that's what the Falcons will have to do to win this game. Because these Black Cats will be after a win like a re-animated corpes goes after brains. Here's my predictions!

28 Yards Later

Don't get it twisted, I'm not talking slow-moving, brainless zombies.... It's the breed from 28 Days Later you'll see on the field Sunday. Expect A LOT of big plays running!

Taking a Bite Out of the Dirty Birds

Our D will be coming harder than we have seen this season. And by halftime... They WILL have a turnover. Which, like a bite from a zombie, will begin to slowly kill that Falcons Offence.

It's A Trap!

The Falcons are looking at this game like we did the Bucs in week 1... Well, just like in a zombie flick, everytime you think you're safe... Boom! Zombie Attack! Expect to see the Falcons a little shocked.

We Found A Cure!

Once this game is over, noone will be talking about how Cam sulked or played terrible. Instead, get ready to see a renewed #1.

They WILL Fight Back!

Don't think we will just roll over the Falcons. They will fight back! But like survivors in a group... not all will make it out alive. Expect this to be a close one coming down to the wire.

FORUM CRISIS ALERT!!!

As we have all noticed, a certain "Infection" has contaminated our Huddle! Falcons fans beware! I will fight back the plague of stupidity you are spreading around our Huddle! Like the CDC... I WILL steralize the disease that you are! You've been warned!

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