so uh im having a kid

[Mrs Pantherfan]

To see the his wife's precious flower torn asunder by the birth of his offspring, like petals ripped off in a hurricane wind.

:D

seriously...stop making me laugh

and the word "relatively" is what made it kind of insulting...like...you'd already stretched it out ...and it never snapped back into place

is this getting weird??

[PhillyB]

due date is sometime in may so at least i'll be occupied when there's no football

[Kurb]

seriously...stop making me laugh

and the word "relatively" is what made it kind of insulting...like...you'd already stretched it out ...

is this getting weird??

You are ruining PhillyB's thread...

weirdo....

Thinkin about my junk...

[Darth Biscuit]

you guys are a bunch of pussies :P

Blood and poo makes me quesy... so... yeah.

[Scrumtrilescent]

The baby ain't the only thing coming out when she pushes.

[Kurb]

The baby ain't the only thing coming out when she pushes.

Scrum...dont.....he's not ready...

[PhillyB]

The baby ain't the only thing coming out when she pushes.

rainbows?

[Jase]

I was not down there per say, I am however tall enough to see most everything in a room. Curiosity got the best of me.....i'll never forget. Its exactly what you would think a 7ish lb human being forced through a relatively small fleshy area would look like.

I stayed up by my wife's shoulders and just kept my eyes toward her face the whole time both times.. No temptation to look down at my very large babies coming out.

[PhillyB]

i give birth to several babies every time i eat at moes or ghengis grill, so it can't be that bad

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I'm happy with having a new dog right now...I'm good on the ankle biters

I'm so scared I'd end up with something like this

[sunbunny]

Congrats!

[Hawk]

nothing from the shoulders down....learn it...live it....eyes up soldier

[jtnc]

[The Saltman]

grats bro.