so uh im having a kid

[Hawk]

congrats

youtube...all life's answers in one place

[Sapper]

I first read that as 'my sunday wife' and thought you might have a wife for every day of the week.

Congrats, though!

[MadHatter]

i don't know the first fugin thing about kids. what the hell am i gonna do with a little poo machine?

The same thing that every other first time parent does with them....you figure it out as you go.

[Darth Biscuit]

Look on the bright side... in 16.5 years or so, it'll be able to go to the store for you and run other errands and poo... like mine does now... :)

Congrats.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Learn to say this really fast:

Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!

[PhillyB]

i already made my first craving run to a grocery store for saltines and gingerale

fml

[MadHatter]

i already made my first craving run to a grocery store for saltines and gingerale

fml

that isn't a real craving....believe me, you ain't seen nothing yet.

If she is like my wife, you will be buying the strangest combinations of food at 2AM.

[Kurb]

that isn't a real craving....believe me, you ain't seen nothing yet.

If she is like my wife, you will be buying the strangest combinations of food at 2AM.

Mine had food aversions.

I couldn't cook food in the house for 2 months.

Sammichs....for 2 MONTHS EVER MEAL BAKAOBHCAHSFAFHA:JSDFKHAFHAHFD

and and

I '

I had to make them....

[Mrs Pantherfan]

Learn to say this really fast:

Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping! Swiper, no swiping!

I totally had to look that up :lol:

1. swiper no swiping 68 up, 29 down

the most retarded command ever. im sure most of you have already watched dora the exlorer so you know who the fox is. dora simply asks swiper nicely to stop whatever he is doing. which is total BS cuz that is swipers job!! like dora, i dont tell you to stop walking around on your giant acid trip!! like wtf?? *sigh* anyway,

kids, do not think this works in everyday life. if you ask a bad doer to stop what they are doing, chances are, it isnt going to work.

situation where "swiper no swiping" would not work

pedofile: come here little girl. im gonna give you what you need.

helpless girl: oh crap what do i do? oh thats right! dora taught me. raper no raping!!!

pedo: wtf? oh well. *procceds to rape*

[Mrs Pantherfan]

Mine had food aversions.

I couldn't cook food in the house for 2 months.

Sammichs....for 2 MONTHS EVER MEAL BAKAOBHCAHSFAFHA:JSDFKHAFHAHFD

and and

I '

I had to make them....

all the while..she is growing A BABY INSIDE OF HER AND THEN SQUIRTS IT THRU HER VAGINAL CANAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGNOSAMMICHESFOR2MONTHZ!!!

:)

[MadHatter]

Mine had food aversions.

I couldn't cook food in the house for 2 months.

My wife went through about 3 weeks where she was craving peanut butter and pickle relish sandwiches. One of the nastiest tasting things ever created.

[Kurb]

all the while..she is growing A BABY INSIDE OF HER AND THEN SQUIRTS IT THRU THE VAGINAL CANAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGNOSAMMICHESFOR2MONTHZ!!!

:)

Listen...

I suffered too...

PhillyB should get my wife to tell his wifey the low down on baby delivering.

That afternoon went something like this...

Call to Kurb from Wifey "Hey babe, I feel rough, I really gotta poop... owwwwwww Im having like poop pains" ME: "thats wonderful, I'll see you in an hour".

4 Hours later...

"IM READY FOR EPIDURAL I AM READY GIVE IT TO ME NOW"

4 Hours later

"TURN UP THE EPIDURAL TURN IT UP NOW"

4 Hours later

"HOLY fuging poo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *ring of fire moment*

"Wahh wahhh wahhh"

"ohh ohh hey baby zac"

Me *thinks* I can never un-see that....

[PhillyB]

ugh

[Kurb]

My wife went through about 3 weeks where she was craving peanut butter and pickle relish sandwiches. One of the nastiest tasting things ever created.

Never had that stuff.

Was more of things that couldn't be in the house..smells of food and the like.