Are you willing to Grow Old with Cam Newton?

[Guest Irv]

[MadHatter]

Do you solemnly swear to want him as your Quarterback, until death do you part?

If you take this ode, please sign. There is no such thing as divorce here. Only retirement.

Everyone else, check out of the thread and go wish or wet dream about RG3

Sincerely,

A Loyal Cam Supporter Forever.

Jesus.

Just when I think the threads in this board can't get more ignorant, juvenile, and utterly sad....along cones this thread.

If the OP is older than 12 then I pray for him...because this us simply sad.

[Lumps]

Good grief how pathetic, this is a carolina panther board not a Cam board.

[jtnc]

Good grief how pathetic, this is a carolina panther board not a Cam board.

Since when wasn't Cam a Carolina Panther? Gtfoh.

[SCP]

Unfortunately I can't comment on how stupid this thread is because 50% of my threads are about poop and farts.

[Rip Saw]

Not really a fan of old balls...

you damn women

[TheGreatestOfAllTimeCam]

Thread was meant in jest.

[Gabeking]

He already sucked my peepee in exchange for a laptop I stole a few years ago do there's nothing else I can really ask of him at the moment

[Ruff]

wtf is going on in this thread?

[jasonluckydog]

win me a championship and we will talk...

[Care-Oh-Linuh]

Signed- Care-oh-Linuh

[Ivan The Awesome]

This is for you, Cam.

[King Taharqa]

Since when wasn't Cam a Carolina Panther? Gtfoh.

Lol.

[MadHatter]

Unfortunately I can't comment on how stupid this thread is because 50% of my threads are about poop and farts.

And they all have far more redeeming qualities that any of these threads.