I cheated on my fiancé

[stirs]

She will never trust you again. Always looking over her shoulder, questioning you even when you are on the straght and narrow.

Start over with someone new, wait on marriage until immaturity wears off

[Jase]

Meah, I doubt I'd cheat on my fiancé... Bitch would kill me. She'd cut my dick off and then she feed it to dogs. At least that what she said she'll do...

My wife has said the same thing. "She'll be dead, you'll be dead".

So in the interest of keeping everyone alive, I've decided not to tell her about my mistresses.

[Ja Rhule]

Just tell her u was thinking about her while fuging her friend. That will score u some brownie points.

[Darth Biscuit]

My wife has said the same thing. "She'll be dead, you'll be dead".

So in the interest of keeping everyone alive, I've decided not to tell her about my mistresses.

Is Zod OK with hiding it like that?

[Kettle]

The world needs shoe models.

[stirs]

My wife has said the same thing. "She'll be dead, you'll be dead".

So in the interest of keeping everyone alive, I've decided not to tell her about my mistresses.

Now we know your reluctance in moving away

[4Corners]

two...why the hell did the girl tell your fiance?

because bitches love drama

OP - how old are you if u don't mind me asking?

[Jase]

Is Zod OK with hiding it like that?

hiding what? The sausage? My sources say yes.

[Darth Biscuit]

hiding what? The sausage? My sources say yes.

Yeah, I pretty much meant it both ways...

[Bronn]

here's some advice...

be a responsible human being with a shred of decency and some forethought...

[Joscott]

She has been practically perfect, she deserves someone so much better than me.

This and the variations of the 'its not you, its me' routine are always my favorite lines. If you truely believe that (hint, you're probably right) then just end it no matter if she wants to work it out. Of course she is going to be suspicious of you for the rest of the relationship, can you blame her?

You broke the heart of someone you supposedly loved, so take responsibility and let her move on while you try and better yourself as a person.

Now we are going to need pics of both of them so we can fully reach a conclusion of just how much you messed up.

[FurdTurgason]

Go on Jerry Springer. Wear a wife beater and tell everyone in the audience to come get some.

[Panthers128]

It's pointless to get back together unless you make lifestyle changes. Perhaps make a commitment to become a teetotaler. Or you could swing for the fences and covert to Mormonism or Islam.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

because bitches love drama

ugh..bitches be trippin