Towelie here!

[Towelie]

Well gee, not many people post in here so I guess I'd better add something! I've been wandering around for the past couple of weeks- You know, helping people out with towel safety and proper towel use. It's important

[Kettle]

how much pot have you smoked in that time?

[Zod]

wanna get hi?

[Towelie]

Man... I got no idea what's goin on

[Kyle82]

You can always use towels.

[djshinodalp]

Related to Towel Boy?

[PowerlessDan]

Where were you when I had to make that emergency stop at the Quickie Mart?

[Darth Biscuit]

You're not like one of those hotel towels with the mysterious yellow stains are you?

[Skew]

Do I need to carry a towel in my car?