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Dear Saints "fans",


SCP

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There was a giant stink over between 3rd and 4th street off of S Graham due to a large gathering of the inbred black and gold swamp rats... smelled it as soon as we exited off 77 then unfortunately drove right by them... how does CMPD allow such a gathering?

sounds like a health department issue.

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My favorite experience at the stadium yesterday was to watch this fat dude talk trash after the opening drive and then pretty much remain seated as everyone berated him for the rest of the day. By the end of the day we had as many rushing TDs as he had hot dogs on his neck, something that was very fun to point out to him.

My 2nd favorite were these 20 year old kids who looked like they drank beer for the first time ever, wearing khaki shorts and boat shoes with brand new Brees jerseys, resorting to talk smack about Cam being a criminal and how they can't have fun clubbing in Charlotte.

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You shoudl have seen the group tailgating right beside the Huddle Tailgate. At first there was a guy with a Panthers jersey, one with a Steelers jersey, one with a Cowboys jersey and one with a Redskins jersey. Kind of like an All-Star tailgating crew. Then about 30 minutes later another guy shows up with a Falcons jersey.

So, the be my normal sarcastic self (and after I was about 8 beers into a 14 beer cooler), I wandered over to chat it up with them. Told them that at first we were thinking they were an All-Star Tailgating Crew, until the Falcons Fan showed up. Then we were wondering when they added Tailgating as an event at the Special Olympics.

Needless to say, they did not find my humor nearly as funny as I did.

I quickly returned to the safe confines of the Huddle Tailgate and hid behind Tattoo Rhino.

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SCP, once again, you deliver better than I hoped. I've been waiting for a recap of your pregame and stadium encounters with swamp hicks and wanna-be's.

I figured it was taking awhile since you likely had to make bail and get out of lockup before you could post.

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This is our first year with season tickets to Panthers. I have seen quite a few games at different stadiums over the years . I have never seen such a smorgesborg of jerseys at one game. The preseason I saw Vikings, Eagles, Pats ect but the kicker was the Jim Kelly jersey .. I mean really the guy retired back in 96 put that sucker on moth balls in the basement . I was like wow did you look at your ticket before you left the house?

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This may come off as smack talk, if so I don't apologize,

- To the "Saints fan" that yelled "Who Dat" in line behind me going into the game; I'm sorry that I berated you until you admitted to actually being a Browns fan that was only cheering for the Saints because your fat girlfreind is a "fan".

- To the two Steeler fans that walked through our tailgate with those ugly ass jerseys on; I'm sorry that I yelled for you all to sell your tickets or take off your fugging jerseys.

- To the two guys wearing afro wigs and black suits with Who Dat stenciled on the back; I'm sorry for following you all the way down Moorehead and asking you when you started cheering for the Saints. I'm also sorry that you couldn't answer my questions.

- To the fat, stinky heffer driving the Prius trying to pull out in traffic with Saints poo plastered all over that piece of crap hybrid; I'm sorry for laughing at you and flipping you off while not letting you out of your parking lot.

- To every idiot wearing a Drew Brees jersey that couldn't even iron out the fold creases before putting it on; I'm sorry for calling you bandwagon swamp trash.

- To the three idiots that were dressed up like gold and black mexican wrestlers; I wish you would have taken me up on my challenge in the parking lot.... pussies.

- Fug the Saints. You guys are irrelevant.

- Move on to NYG.

HHAHAAHAHA I hope all of this is true.......you will find that if you truly dont give a fug and present yourself as so....most people will act like vaginal holes!!!! please clone yourself and return to all games in large numbers sir

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HHAHAAHAHA I hope all of this is true.......you will find that if you truly dont give a fug and present yourself as so....most people will act like vaginal holes!!!! please clone yourself and return to all games in large numbers sir

The only part that isn't true is the part about calling everybody in a Brees jersey swamp trash. I am respectful if they have kids or if they were old or something. That dude in line though just lit my damn fuse. Yelling who Dat at the back of my head? fug you brother, I don't like that poo. And I for one am tired of the disrespect we get as Panther fans. I'd rather be known as an asshole than as some pansie that lets a guy in a Brees or Manning jersey set the rules in my stadium.

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