Notes and Memos - Saints*

[Achilles]

Dear Sky,

You can stop falling (at least for the next 3 days).

Thanks,

Huddle

[Snake]

Dear Brees,

You ran it up last year.

Well we ran it over you this year.

Thanks,

Panthers

[Mr. Scot]

Okay I know it's obvious, but anyway...

Dear Saints*,

We dat.

- The Panthers

[PhillyB]

Dear 0-2 record,

Please fug us hard in the cooch.

- The Saints*********************************************************

[Marguide]

LOL to all that picked the Panthers to lose. Yes I forgive you.

Hey, it worked. You should be thanking us.

[Marguide]

Dear brain,

Thanks for being there for me this week.

Your friend,

Chud

[OnlyPantherFaninMaine]

Dear Saints* Defense,

You're softer and easier to run through than Bounty paper towels.

Your worst nightmares,

Cam, DeAngelo, Mike, and Jonathan.

[Seltzer]

Dear Saints* fans,

Hope you haven't already taken out a line of credit against your trailers to finance Super Bowl tickets in your "home" game just yet. Cause that ish ain't refundable.

Sincerely,

Everyone in the NFL universe outside off that underwater sewer you call home

P.S. Go fug yourselves with this whole us against the world, we are the victims bullspit. You reap what you sow. Now pay the Breesel his weekly million dollars while you wait on your government checks.

[Mother Grabber]

Dear Taints DLine,

Thanks for 220 rushing yards.

Three headed monster

[Mr. Scot]

Dear "Dog".

Nice to see you in the end zone stands today. I thought you lived in Hawaii though.

- Mr. Scot

[Stumpy]

Dear whoever made the "ACE we want to see you BOOGIE!" sign,

lawllercoaster!

Best Regards,

Stumpy

[ElkinPanthersFan]

Dear Saints* players and fans,

Years of being copious douchebag mofos are catching up to you

-Cheap Shots

[Match.com]

We, play these guys twice a year a sweep would be nice....

[Doc Holiday]

Dear panthers fans

To the fans that overreacted last week, now you know why I was making fun of you.

-doc