Dear Nike...

[Mr. Scot]

Why? :blink:

"Designed and engineered from the inside out, the new uniform focuses on creating a system where the baselayer, padding, jersey and pant work in concert," Nike notes in its press release.

Of course, advances in technology come with unintended consequences or unfortunate byproducts -- or both, if you happened to be watching the Lions-Rams game Sunday. Check out the multi-fabric concept in jarring reality, courtesy of Detroit left tackle Jeff Backus:

New NFL Pants Offer a Surprising Look

[Chaos]

Jeff "Backus" - couldn't have been a better example than this guy.

[Mr. Scot]

He's having his name legally changed to "Hugh Jass".