Bucs Conspiracy

[Jase]

I'm not saying it was aliens, but

It was aliens.

[Xrated]

What sounds better is this: JR told bucs owner not to hire Chud, if they didn't then they could win 1st game

[Greg Schiano]

Alright, so I have absolutely no proof on this at all but I came up with a theory as to why the Bucs were able to destroy us so thoroughly. Yes, they tackled great all day and Josh Freeman was hot early, but it seemed to me that they knew when and where we were trying to go on a lot of plays.

It just so happens that we were training about an hour drive from Tampa all week because of the DNC in Charlotte. Does anyone else think that perhaps the Bucs could have eyes and/or ears on our practices and were able to know our gameplan and/or play calls before the game even started?

I just imagine how easy it would be for a Bucs assistant or whoever to at least put a microphone or small camera near or on our practice field for the week. I only say this because they had our number. It just seemed the playcalling for the Bucs was too perfect. Thoughts?

Hi plewis,

I can assure you that I didn't put any cameras or microphones outside of IMG. If someone else did, I couldn't confirm that to you. Out of sight, out of mind. I'm not saying we knew what plays the Panthers called, but I'm not going to say we didn't either. I think the most likely explanation is that it was the aliens.

[Digibuc]

Hi plewis,

I can assure you that I didn't put any cameras or microphones outside of IMG. If someone else did, I couldn't confirm that to you. Out of sight, out of mind. I'm not saying we knew what plays the Panthers called, but I'm not going to say we didn't either. I think the most likely explanation is that it was the aliens.

Sincerely,

Greg Schiano

Head Coach, Tampa

hey coach, I hope you got vaccinated before coming here, this place is a worse than a crack house.

[Greg Schiano]

hey coach, I hope you got vaccinated before coming here, this place is a worse than a crack house.

I'm more worried about traveling to Atlanta, I heard that the first 10,000 Falcon fans get a free 9mm. Nothing like ownership enabling a stadium full of psychotic alcoholics.

[CardiacCats]

As a buc fan, Im flattered you would even think its a conspiracy how the Bucs manhandled your cats.

The reality is, the Bucs owned the l.o.s. and in turn owned the panties.

we played about as bad as we possibly could and still almost won

[Greg Schiano]

we played about as bad as we possibly could and still almost won

This is true, I checked the almost won category in the standings and the Panthers are 1-0.

[Khaki Lackey]

I think this was an inside job. There I said it. JR wants to move the team to L.A. He gave Schiano our playbook.

Fact : JR's secretary is named Lincoln, Schiano's secretary is named Kennedy.

[Digibuc]

This is true, I checked the almost won category in the standings and the Panthers are 1-0.

Zing! These cat fans would be comical if they weren't so sad.

[Greg Schiano]

I think this was an inside job. There I said it. JR wants to move the team to L.A. He gave Schiano our playbook.

Fact : JR's secretary is named Lincoln, Schiano's secretary is named Kennedy.

This is blasphemy. I don't have a secretary, I call it an administrative assistant.

[The_Light_Brigade]

These bucs fans probably wouldn't be on here if they had jobs.

[Panfan35]

I guess you can look on the bright side....

We did not give the Saints* anything to game plan for. So heres to moving on week one in the books.

[Greg Schiano]

These bucs fans probably wouldn't be on here if they had jobs.

Touche. The economy is so bad in Florida that when you search up for job listings on Monster for anything in Florida, the search returns, "You've got to be kidding".

[stirs]

We were short, but we were slow