Bucs fans are talking smack via YouTube

[snook]

For some reason your dime-store forum did not display some recent comments, so I'll kindly address those now.

"You may hate my team; but no need to disrepect the people who defend your righ"

Son, my entire family has served, and none of us would whine and huff when cuffed on an anonymous forum. Toughen up.

Learn how to quote you dumb swamp hick...

Smut, it's faster for me to dispense with the fancy feature, but for this post alone I'll humor you. You'll learn to appreciate my style. I promise.

Our defense will be vastly improved from last year.

Flopping will be here all week. Try the veal.

Bucs fans are the worst smacktalkers in the league.

lightsout, that's your best stuff? I've seen stronger material in a grass hut.

So last year doesn't matter, but 2010 is relevant? Lolwut

Floppin', 2011 is relevant, as is your 6-11 record. Have the common sense to admit you sucked…not to mention the common sense not to use texting language in a forum.

i used to live in boone…dumbasses in gigantic ass SUVs and extended cab pickups

No surprise, london. You Carolina boys need the extra capacity to haul around your plus-size broads. And did they get a streetlight there yet? Or was the town's budget blown defending accused pedophiles again?

Guess anyone who actually has a job in Tampa spends most of their money in the strip joints and pawn shops (there's one on every corner).

Crapman, I lived in Carolina for two years, son. Cows don't bend over to eat clover up there without crossing their back legs. You fiddle-playing hacks have elevated inbreeding to an art form.

V-Jax is really easy to cover…

Riveting insight based on hard facts there, CaptainObvious. How'd it take me so long to find this gem of a place?

Seems there's a limit on quotes in a single post in this piece of crap forum. On the the next block of abuse...

Snook

[Zod]

For some reason your dime-store forum

Need help finding the exit?

[snook]

If I do, Clod, you'll be the first guy I ask. Word is you're the resident expert on portholes.

Snook

[TheRed]

Blah blah blah blah blah.

You practically make fun of yourselves.

Since it was never answered earlier. Again I ask, what about the blowouts by the Titans and Redskins?

Oh and I didn't know it was possible to go 6-11.

[snook]

Now entire posts are disappearing. Did you chumps build this place with string and bubble gum?

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I ask, what about the blowouts by the Titans and Redskins?

We can cover the concept of pre-season games in another thread, theRed. Your fellow fans might be too soft to tell you this, but educating you on the basics of the game is no one's job but your own.

You morons are hanging your hats on a preseason game against the Patriots?

You do understand that teams play their starters extensively in the 3rd pre-season game, making it a good indicator of your team's pending fortunes, right? Now stick with me: Bucs sacked Brady twice, picked him for TD return and had him running for his life much of the night. But hell, Brady's no Matt Ryan. By contrast, Cam Newton went a pathetic 6-15 against the Jets starters in the 3rd game, and a Jets rookie WR lit up Big Gamble like a Christmas tree. Ouch.

We had two cheerleaders fug in one of your guys's bathroom's

WeeWoody, can you blame them when the option is Carolina's lisping menfolk?

Tampa Bay is a shitstorm of crack whores and wanna be bros

And Carolina is a festering cesspool of lard-asses and pig rutters, gayflip. Your point?

I watched a NatGeo program about how Pythons are taking over Florida

Was that before or after you read the shocking Enquirer article about space aliens defiling pigs in Nebraska?

GabeQueen, is that avatar photo really you? I've seen less Chins in a Chinese phonebook.

You're really, really bad at this

This from a poster who thinks a hot chick in every post will distract from his pencil-necked smack, fieryprophet. And, on some levels, you're right. Keep up the good work.

You Bucs fans make me sad…

Give it a few days, junior. After my Bucs get done with your pusses, your fellow fans will need paint thinner and a power washer to extract you from your spackled bloomers.

Snook

[Panther_mountain]

Snooki, hows the progress on losing that baby weight? Oh wait, that wasn't baby weight, just weight....and it's going nowhere...kinda like the bucs this year.

[snook]

I assure you I'm leaner and meaner than you, Pantymounter. But stick to the point, please, that being this: you guys suck.

Snook

[Zod]

If I do, Clod, you'll be the first guy I ask. Word is you're the resident expert on portholes.

Snook

You took out the Z, added a Cl. That's genius.

A bit more imaginative and you will reach Falcon Fan smack status.

Keep practicing and you might someday earn an actual conversation with me.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

No surprise, london. You Carolina boys need the extra capacity to haul around your plus-size broads. And did they get a streetlight there yet? Or was the town's budget blown defending accused pedophiles again?

yeah that was in reference to floridian tourists who invade that town every year. nobody from your state knows how to drive or read apparently judging from your response.

[The NFL Shield At Midfield]

also take your own advice please

[usmcpanthers]

For some reason your dime-store forum did not display some recent comments, so I'll kindly address those now.

Son, my entire family has served, and none of us would whine and huff when cuffed on an anonymous forum. Toughen up.

Smut, it's faster for me to dispense with the fancy feature, but for this post alone I'll humor you. You'll learn to appreciate my style. I promise.

Flopping will be here all week. Try the veal.

lightsout, that's your best stuff? I've seen stronger material in a grass hut.

Floppin', 2011 is relevant, as is your 6-11 record. Have the common sense to admit you sucked…not to mention the common sense not to use texting language in a forum.

No surprise, london. You Carolina boys need the extra capacity to haul around your plus-size broads. And did they get a streetlight there yet? Or was the town's budget blown defending accused pedophiles again?

Crapman, I lived in Carolina for two years, son. Cows don't bend over to eat clover up there without crossing their back legs. You fiddle-playing hacks have elevated inbreeding to an art form.

Riveting insight based on hard facts there, CaptainObvious. How'd it take me so long to find this gem of a place?

Seems there's a limit on quotes in a single post in this piece of crap forum. On the the next block of abuse...

Snook

It has nothing to do about being tough or not being tough or whining. Its about respect. You should never take the acronym USMC and flip it around to a disrespectful word. This is one major thing wrong with the country today. No respect.

[jayflip]

Oh snook, keep the good times coming. Once your degenerative STD-filled city succumbs to the failure of a franchise that they dare call a football team's ineptitude to play a competitive game, you'll be in black-out central again. And I couldn't care less about your opinion of North Carolinians, but I digress, it would be too much to ask for a wanna-be smart ass Buc fan to actually try and be consistent in his regional generalizations.

Go back to your crappy board and brag to Apple Bottom Roof Guy about how much of a ruckus you're causing over here.

Once again, the day Florida sinks can't come soon enough. And I have family in Florida, but they're dead to me already just because they chose to live in the flaccid penis of America.

Oh well, to work I go. Jobs are this funny thing they have in places outside of Tampa, where real adults go and make money in exchange for work. I know that's a hard concept to grasp, so I'll just leave you to your terrible rebuttals.

Toodles.

JayFlip (see? I can write my name too!)

[snook]

You took out the Z, added a Cl. That's genius.

First you guys ace a basic math test, now you flaunt your spelling acumen. You seem to have no weakness.

Keep practicing and you might someday earn an actual conversation with me.

Translation: this sumbich has game, so I'll shirt him like the plague. Emphasis on "skirt."

Snook

[Panther_mountain]

Snooki...pretty much all of the posters with some having over 20,000 posts on your own board dont even like you...they refer to you as the forum bi**h, a one trick pony, they tell you your act is old, that you should shut your hole, that you create new threads because you get your azz handed to you in existing threads.....ouch dude. Your fellow bucs posters will get along with you here as you have a common goal of talking trash about Panthers, but back on your boards...they hate you...how does that make you feel?....

http://bucschat.com/showthread.php?33676-Board-Bitches-Put-Some-Spine-Behind-that-Whine

Its ok Snooki, you're down in Florida, its 5'oclock somewhere. Play some Jimmy Buffett and start drinking.