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Help from the soccer fans on here


FurdTurgason

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Interview the coaches and players. Tell them how excited you are to cover the game. Tell the players to look out for their names in the paper as well.

Then, when you write it, make the whole piece about how this is Amurrrica and we don't care about soccer and that it's mainly popular with Euro trash. Make sure to be completely politically incorrect. Include all of the players' names and then add "are among the many wasting their time when they should be in a kitchen, learning how to make perfect sandwiches." The parents and kids love that stuff!

Or you can do what the others have suggested.

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