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I drove from Phily to Danbury, CT making sales calls today....


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...and had to poop the entire time. Started the day at 8am and finally dropped wolf bait at 7:45pm in the hotel. I didnt alot time between calls to poop or eat. That's gotta be a fugin record. Those last 25 miles were brutal. It was like driving drunk.

(SCP's poop thread of the week)

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Today after I ate fried chicken for lunch I was walking to my 2:30 class when it all the sudden hit me like a charging bull. I literally almost exploded right in the middle of the sidewalk. It was 2:25 and there was no way I was going to make it through anything so I ran into the library bathroom and let loose. Nothing is more relieving than exploding on the toilet.

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hm. this happened to me this morning. As soon as I got to the office I ran directly to the bathroom. Barely got myself situated before sweet release and relief.

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Yesterday went to a Chinese buffet that we knew was going to be bad. Even said "let's go get bad Chinese food" knowing the downstream consequences.

I hadn't even put my keys down after getting back in from lunch in my office before I was running to the elevator to get to the second floor bathroom. It was orgasmic.

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