Not much worse than....

[Rip Saw]

Yall have obviously never used a porti potti at a ramp festival.

[Hotsauce]

Well at least you don't have to deal with having an office full of incredibly hot women. Who all sit right next to the mens room (single toilet room).

Now that I am the boss, I have been getting into work first in the morning. My first week I took advantage of that, took a poop, walk out and 3 of them were all at their desk working....so it was very obvious that I was dumping. Plus, when you are the boss, everyone wants to say good morning, ask questions, etc..... I couldn't even make eye contact, it was uncomfortable!

[SCP]

Well at least you don't have to deal with having an office full of incredibly hot women. Who all sit right next to the mens room (single toilet room).

Now that I am the boss, I have been getting into work first in the morning. My first week I took advantage of that, took a poop, walk out and 3 of them were all at their desk working....so it was very obvious that I was dumping. Plus, when you are the boss, everyone wants to say good morning, ask questions, etc..... I couldn't even make eye contact, it was uncomfortable!

Wow dude, that sucks. I'd take a toilet seat warmed by an old man any day of the week over that stressful situaton.

[PhillyB]

i poo with pride, and look my coworkers in the eye pre and post deuce.

[Rip Saw]

i poo with pride, and look my coworkers in the eye pre and post deuce.

Wait till youre in there sometime and somebody yells for a courtesy flush.

[KendrickPanther]

I love these first world problems. It's simply dreadful pooping with the aid of modern plumbing.