So I'm legitimately scared

[rayzor]

what? at least link to the original thread/post.

bad idea for a couple reasons.

1) linking it draws more attention from search engines which makes it worse for the OP if there is a real concern.

2) it was a really crappy thread

[bauss]

I'd still like to see. My attempt at hijacking this. Why can't I see profiles? o.0

[CardiacCats]

There is the thread. If you notice at the bottom I said it was simply copy & pasted

[Zod]

Take it easy, someone posted it on reddit

[Floppin]

Told ya

[CardiacCats]

Phew. Well here's the IGN thread anyways

http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/itt-the-potential-epic-cannon-of-perhaps-our-very-own-punkinator-swaglessbnb-epic-jagfan-gif.452586137/#post-464380272

Posted before mine I just copy and pasted it

[Zod]

BTW, my nickname for homeland security is reddit

[CardiacCats]

Can you post the reddit story?

A link

[Marguide]

In times like this, it's always best to rely on your old friend, "logic".

So take the battery out of your cell phone, and then destroy the phone. Throw away all electronic devices close to you. And then finally, fashion a head covering out of aluminum foil. Use the heavy duty stuff; this is no time to be cheap.

With a little luck, you will be able to stay on the lam for years.

[Rip Saw]

Children who fear they have been targeted by paedophiles in internet chatrooms will be able to alert the police using an online '999' service.

The system, which launches today, will allow youngsters to pass on suspect messages with a single click of the mouse.

Developed over the last year by the National Crime Squad and its counterparts in Australia, the US and Canada, the Virtual Global Taskforce will also offer advice on how to use the internet safely.

It is hoped its logo - a blue matchstick child and an eye symbol, which will appear on the launch sites of internet providers Microsoft/MSN, AOL, BT and Vodafone - will become universally recognised.

The launch of the site comes as senior police officers revealed they want the power to strip perverts of their credit cards if they are caught accessing child pornography.

More than 4,500 people have now been questioned by officers working for Operation Ore, the British end of a US investigation into a pay-per-view child pornography website based in Texas.

The Virtual Global Taskforce site - www.virtualglobaltaskforce.com - is designed to be the first point of contact for children or parents and will also include links to support agencies such as the NSPCC and Childline.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-335456/Online-999-button-police-hotline-perverts.html#ixzz23G9lhPK5

[Herbert The Love Bug]

you gonna hang

[jtnc]

Bro, I'd catch the next flight out to Mexico.

[CardiacCats]

Yeah but this is a fun little interesting story not child porn

[Scrumtrilescent]

You're screwed. The FBI is gonna cut off your frank and beans and add it to their pile at their HQ in DC. I was up there last weekend for a conference, saw it first hand. Huge pile of penises from teenagers who didn't know any better and posted the wrong thing on random message boards. I'm not sure if this method of deterence is really going to work, but we'll see.

Weird side bit, it smelled of cheetos and Mt. Dew.