Quotes you won't see on the huddle come Sunday morning

[Panthro]

I did not just poop my pants

[SCP]

I'm glad the bathroom stalls were clean enough for me to go poop in.

Armanti looked like a 2nd rounder.

[DeuceBoogie]

I really miss the off season

[Chaos]

Please don't reply with gifs of giant tits, it's degrading and morally wrong.

[Iceberg Slim]

"I didn't have to pay for parking, it was free"

[broseidon]

Preseason special, beer will be served during the forth quarter!

[jtnc]

Lolo Jones agrees to have Cam's baby.

That would be one ridiculously athletic child.

[YoungPanthers89]

WOW! Armanti returned a punt 5 yards!

[Khaki Lackey]

"Only 4 sacks by Fua this week. Is he hiding an injury?"

[X-Clown]

"You know, I really don't have any opinion on what certain guys get paid on the team"

"It's really tough to assess what someone's trade value is among league insiders, so I'm not going to suggest what one could get for either one of our players or for another team's."

"I'm not going to beat a dead horse on Marty Hurney's draft history."

[panthers90]

it was what it was

[MtnJax]

wow, both Pilares and Adams look amazing on special teams

[DC Amp]

"Dammit, I wish we had John Fox back as head coach!"

[RevJ]

The replacement refs were fine – I thought Schaub should have been called for that balk.

Love the new stadium rules. Nothing like being able to take your shirt off, stand and cheer for up to three consecutive minutes, and yell “Darn those dreaded Texans” without being escorted out.

Glad we didn’t waste a 5^th round pick on TJ Yates. Not when we have been able to get gems like Drew Carter, Adam Seward, Tim Shaw, and Duke Robinson!