Sione Fua gets married

[jtnc]

@sionefua and Ivy are married! Congratulations!

http://pic.twitter.com/COBaUgtr

Inb4jokes

[Mr. Scot]

Congrats to he and his bride.

[ReadyorNot]

We know who wears the pants in that relationship.

[PhillyB]

the only gap he'll ever penetrate

[PantherPhann89]

Congrats Fua...

[Panthro]

You thought he was slow before the ball and chain around his ankle

[redbuddha]

You people are unreal. The worst story you have heard this offseason is Fua getting married. All rookies are signed we have no arrests, and except for a small blurb about a skank who got her feelings hurt, I've heard nothing bad about the panthers this offseason.

Even if ya'll are being sarcastic, enjoy this offseason. It has been as smooth as silk.

[Pejorative Miscreant]

the only gap he'll ever penetrate

I would give you pie for this comment but, well...

[4Corners]

You thought he was slow before the ball and chain around his ankle

0/10

[Panthercougar68]

Congrats Fua.

This is more for him than her.

[Panthercougar68]

You people are unreal. The worst story you have heard this offseason is Fua getting married. All rookies are signed we have no arrests, and except for a small blurb about a skank who got her feelings hurt, I've heard nothing bad about the panthers this offseason.

Even if ya'll are being sarcastic, enjoy this offseason. It has been as smooth as silk.

Que?

[TopCat]

Good for him.

[Cape Fear Cat]

I would give you pie for this comment but, well...

I gave pie because, even if I don't agree with the sentiment, it was a pretty good joke. Gotta love sharp and witty!

[SCP]

I hope she can cook. Fua needs to add about 20 lbs.