Things a man should be able to do.

[Chimera]

use a standard transmission

cut straight with a reciprocating saw

put a handful of sunflower seeds in your mouth and spit the shells out. no eating one at a time to crack the shells.

catch a football one-handed, away from your body

double flip dive off a 10m highdive. pushing it, maybe... but if you go feet first and hold your nose, you're not a man.

unhook your lady's bra one-handed

grill the perfect steak, every time

change your own oil, v-belts, windshield wipers, coolant (a part of me dies when i see men who don't even know how to open their hoods)

[Ivan The Awesome]

25 push ups/chin ups

fix a flat tire

haggle for at least 10-20% on a car

build a fire without matches

fish

explain baseball

sleep in a tent

25 push ups, no chin ups

Check on the tire

Done the haggle before, worked.

Used a lighter so, check.

Fished for a month and a half straight, eating nothing but fish in FL. So check

I hate baseball but a blind money with one testicle can explain that crap game.

I've slept on the floor without at tent. Real men don't need tents.

You forgot

fug a woman correctly.

Cook.

Know how to put on a Tie.

Talk to a woman at a bar or other place.

Pick up a chick.

Drive stick

Shoot a gun

How to properly throw a punch in a fight.

Win a fight.

Fix menial things around the house, Example. Runny toilet, patch a hole in the wall, etc.

Know what's wrong with your car by hearing it and fixing it if you have all the needed tools.

[Guest Irv]

pull out

[pstall]

negotiate that raise

stop a kid from crying

carry a great conversation without dominating it

make a woman feel secure

know the difference between the run and shoot and west coast offense

[Ja Rhule]

25 push ups/chin ups

This I can easily.

fix a flat tire

This I can...

haggle for at least 10-20% on a car

This I can...

build a fire without matches

Psshht, easy... lighter

fish

Rod or dynamite... I can do all.

explain baseball

I'm european, so I can explain soccer

sleep in a tent

With 4 other men... done.

[pstall]

mix at least a handful of drinks

never get lost

ask for directions

[Chimera]

pull out

doesn't work

[Chimera]

troll effectively

put a Glock .40 on safe using non-firing hand behind his back

get this joke

[jasonluckydog]

bitch slap your ho...

[KillerKat]

Throw a punch the right way

[thatlookseasy]

Most people can throw a decent punch. Fighting back after taking a punch is much more important imo

[Brooklyn Bully]

Get away from the cops in a car chase

Pillage

Superglue your wounds

Walk five miles up hill both ways in the snow to work

Drink your weight in beer cans

When you tell her to shut up... she shuts up

Kill deer with a bow and arrow

Dunk

Piss in front of a crowd of people

Stop a bullet with your teeth

[Ja Rhule]

Know how to jump start a car

Know how to make your own sammich

Know how to check out others girls without being noticed by your wife

[Seal (SmittyIsOurSavior)]

I can only do like 20 straight pull-ups, and I'm young.

Also, baseball is for pussies. Not real men.