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Darth Biscuit

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The other night this worm who has been in the field for about a month starts talking about how big his arms have gotten. And he was about 150 when he got here and he's probably packed on 40 pounds of muscle. Then he asks my opinion. I say nothing but reach up with one arm grabbing a pipe and slowly do a one arm pull up. Then slowly let myself back down.

Moral of the story? A one arm pull up is stupid and it hurts a lot trying to show up someone ten years younger than you

 

 

One arm pull ups are no joke.

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Does anyone by chance go to LifeTime Fitness in Charlotte?  I've never been to that location but been to another.  That's a damn nice gym, at least the one I visited was.

 

Also, anyone ever seen someone bail out from squats?  Anyone ever done it themselves?  It's scary as poo.  I saw a dude fail and fug up on squats - dude about poo his pants and fell completely backward - the cage caught him, luckily.  His form was awful and he was destined to fail.

 

 

Join Planet Fitness.  $10 a month and open 24hrs a day. 

God.  I cannot join that place.  I walked in to one once while on vacation just to try to do something when I was bored.  I had some gym shorts on and a not super tight but body forming tshirt.  I was told that they do not offer trial memberships to people not interested in fitness.  I was confused and said I would be glad to pay for a days use.  They declined my offer saying that I was not dressed appropriately for their facility.

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Does anyone by chance go to LifeTime Fitness in Charlotte?  I've never been to that location but been to another.  That's a damn nice gym, at least the one I visited was.

 

Also, anyone ever seen someone bail out from squats?  Anyone ever done it themselves?  It's scary as poo.  I saw a dude fail and fug up on squats - dude about poo his pants and fell completely backward - the cage caught him, luckily.  His form was awful and he was destined to fail.

 

 

God.  I cannot join that place.  I walked in to one once while on vacation just to try to do something when I was bored.  I had some gym shorts on and a not super tight but body forming tshirt.  I was told that they do not offer trial memberships to people not interested in fitness.  I was confused and said I would be glad to pay for a days use.  They declined my offer saying that I was not dressed appropriately for their facility.

 

I have no idea... We got women wearing super tight clothes where you can see almost everything.  We got some guys wearing 1960's basketball shorts and no one complains.  The only thing my gym is against is dropping weight.  If they hear someone dropping weight they sound the "slung alarm".

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I have no idea... We got women wearing super tight clothes where you can see almost everything.  We got some guys wearing 1960's basketball shorts and no one complains.  The only thing my gym is against is dropping weight.  If they hear someone dropping weight they sound the "slung alarm".

 

thought it was called the lunk alarm

 

 

i may find your gym and visit it.  it's so easy and fun to go to a random gym and pick up a chick or two since it is not your home base.

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Does anyone by chance go to LifeTime Fitness in Charlotte?  I've never been to that location but been to another.  That's a damn nice gym, at least the one I visited was.

 

 

I was a member there. It's a great gym. When I went there it was super nice, very clean, lots of amenities. It was a little pricey but if you are going regularly I think it's worth the extra cash. 

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I was a member there. It's a great gym. When I went there it was super nice, very clean, lots of amenities. It was a little pricey but if you are going regularly I think it's worth the extra cash. 

I dated a girl who was the GM of one of their megagyms.  The few in Charlotte are smaller then many of their other gyms.  They offer a poo ton of perks.  The one she was at had a dry cleaning service contract that would dry clean your suits and clothes while you worked out, for example. 

 

The price weeds out a lot of the trash and d-bag kids.  But, you get a lot of prima donna / debutantes and yupy weekend warriors in the crowd.

 

My bad.. yea lunk :P

Sooo, where is this gym you go to and am I correct to assume it is standard hours for the hotties?  Monday-Wednesday between 6-7:30?

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I dated a girl who was the GM of one of their megagyms.  The few in Charlotte are smaller then many of their other gyms.  They offer a poo ton of perks.  The one she was at had a dry cleaning service contract that would dry clean your suits and clothes while you worked out, for example. 

 

The price weeds out a lot of the trash and d-bag kids.  But, you get a lot of prima donna / debutantes and yupy weekend warriors in the crowd.

 

Sooo, where is this gym you go to and am I correct to assume it is standard hours for the hotties?  Monday-Wednesday between 6-7:30?

 

 

Planet fitness on sardis.  I go different times and usually different hot females are there.

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Holy eff. Just threw out my lower back putting down weight at the gym. I've never felt anything like this before.

Fugging pos body, couldn't take better care of the damn thing and I can just tell it's about done. 26 years old. Roman Harper syndrome.

That happens, man. Just something that comes with lifting weight. Just give it rest for several weeks and you will be fine.

I'd recommend strengthening your core to help reduce the chances in the future.

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Holy eff. Just threw out my lower back putting down weight at the gym. I've never felt anything like this before.

Fugging pos body, couldn't take better care of the damn thing and I can just tell it's about done. 26 years old. Roman Harper syndrome.

Find a good chiropractor.  It'll help heal faster.  Don't rush back.  Find a chick to give you a good massage or pay for a real one.

 

If you're not far from Asheboro I can recommend a good chiropractor.

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