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Fifty Shades of Grey

Ja Rhule

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Friend of mine (a guy) somehow weasled his way into a 50 shades book club. It is him and 14 women that get together once a week or whatever it is. Surely they know his purpose behind doing this but it doesn't seem to matter. Ran into him at the bar last Wednesday and he was with 3 of the girls and they were all hot and all going home with him. He had a short video on his phone from the weekend before that proved this was no BS. Guy has no problems getting girls in the first place and joined just to prove an argument he had with his friends that it could work. Apparently he won.

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Friend of mine (a guy) somehow weasled his way into a 50 shades book club. It is him and 14 women that get together once a week or whatever it is. Surely they know his purpose behind doing this but it doesn't seem to matter. Ran into him at the bar last Wednesday and he was with 3 of the girls and they were all hot and all going home with him. He had a short video on his phone from the weekend before that proved this was no BS. Guy has no problems getting girls in the first place and joined just to prove an argument he had with his friends that it could work. Apparently he won.

yeah, but he had to suffer through how many hours of dumb girl book reading?

Steep price IMO

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yeah, but he had to suffer through how many hours of dumb girl book reading?

Steep price IMO

I asked him that...he said it was more like of a bunch of women sitting around getting drunk on wine and asking him the male perspective on what they had been reading. That Wednesday was his 3rd week going. I wanted to hate the idea and tried to discredit his rationale in doing this but I really couldn't. It was pure genius.

I don't really know all what is in these books but I have heard about them for awhile and I have no problem with them whatsoever. The more horny women running around on this planet, the better if you ask me.

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I must be the only person in the world that has never heard of this book. Glad I found out first before the wife so I can make sure it never crosses my door way. If she and the "hags of three" (her friends) get a hold of something like this I will be in a living hell, they will debate it, discuss it and talk about it constantly...

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Steep price for going home with three hot women? Me thinks not.

being with three women isn't three times better than being with one woman. There's a significant law of depreciating returns there.

It's more like being with half of a woman while watching two porn videos.

Or so I hear.

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I must be the only person in the world that has never heard of this book. Glad I found out first before the wife so I can make sure it never crosses my door way. If she and the "hags of three" (her friends) get a hold of something like this I will be in a living hell, they will debate it, discuss it and talk about it constantly...

Why would you would want to stop your wife from reading female friendly porn that will have her asking you to do things to her that you never imagined her asking for is beyond me.

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being with three women isn't three times better than being with one woman. There's a significant law of depreciating returns there.

It's more like being with half of a woman while watching two porn videos.

Or so I hear.

I'm down with giving it a try for research purposes.

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Why would you would want to stop your wife from reading female friendly porn that will have her asking you to do things to her that you never imagined her asking for is beyond me.

It's not even good female porn!! that's the point

I guarantee you that the sexy time books that have pictures of half naked men on them are better than this crap

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There will be a movie coming out and whatever actor gets the part of the main guy character in the book will be the person your wive's are thinking about when they glare in disgust at your lazy ass sitting on the couch covered in Doritos while watching reruns of Family Guy.

Me, I plan on reading it or at least checking into what it is all about. Same reason I used to read my wife's Cosmo magazines....I may not ever understand women entirely (nor do I want to) but if I understand more of what they want than the next guy....then advantage me.

Smart men will embrace books like this, lonely men will fear it.

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Why would you would want to stop your wife from reading female friendly porn that will have her asking you to do things to her that you never imagined her asking for is beyond me.

Too long a list but here is a couple to start with since you asked:

1.) She tends to read during the day time on the weekend+ that means she will be horny during the day, which means that my day will be interrupted, e.g. not being able to get a round of golf in etc. etc. in other words the things I live to do during the weekend

2.) The Hags of three...if your wife has friends you cannot stand then you will understand this comment, if not well just wait a while and maybe you will one day

3.) The great book debacle of 2011 "Think like a man, act like a lady" , again if your wife didn't read this, you will not understand but I am still dealing with the aftermath of that

I could go on, but these type of things always end badly for me :(

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