Fifty Shades of Grey

[Panthers128]

Sex stories are quite good. ASSTR.org is great. It's good for reading about things that are illegal and that can't be reproduced in pornography. Hentai is good for this as well. Don't see the point in reading a book that long though. Short stories usually work well for me.

[pstall]

there is one version for the gym rats. called 50 shades of whey.

[Ivan The Awesome]

This book better involve some Sasha in it.

[Zod]

I'm writing the homo erotic version, 50 days of gay

[Mrs Pantherfan]

My drunken girls book club read it...I got to page 120 before I couldn't take rolling my eyes anymore...it's the absolute worst poo ever written. I want my time and my brain cells back for the time I actually spent on it

I will admit...any woman that admits to loving it?....I look down on you and judge you..it's that bad

I'm so tired of the fuging hype on this...makes me want to fuging drop kick a midget

[Panthro]

I'm doing a GOT Erotic novel called 50 Shades of Frey

[Scrumtrilescent]

My mom was excited about her friends getting together and reading a book over the summer. I knew before she even told me what it was that it was this tripe. After I described what it was because she is completely oblivious to popular culture, she called her friends and cussed them out.

[Darth Biscuit]

Yep, same here. She is on book 2, always horny. I just need some sleep. I'm too old for that crap.

Hmmm... sounds like my wife needs to read this... nevermind, won't work. :(

[Hotsauce]

"ok, starting 50 Shades today!"

-every woman on Facebook

[cookinwithgas]

my wife is on book 2, she tried to explain it to me and it sounded stupid but hey shes reading and that can't be worse than the TV she watches.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

Hmmm... sounds like my wife needs to read this... nevermind, won't work. :(

if you want her to read something to get her in the mood..don't give her that crap

it's like reading the diary of a 15 year old virgin who likes getting beat and manipulated by a creepy masochistic asshole...

there is much better sexy time literature out there

[Mrs Pantherfan]

"ok, starting 50 Shades today!"

-every woman on Facebook

ugh..that was exactly the status of one of my friends...i commented "NOOO NOT YOU TOO!!"...she came back with.."That really surprises me, MPF..of all people I thought you'd be all into it...."I'm a pervert, Caroline..not a fuging idiot"

Hope I didn't offend her

[Darth Biscuit]

if you want her to read something to get her in the mood..don't give her that crap

it's like reading the diary of a 15 year old virgin who likes getting beat and manipulated by a creepy masochistic asshole...

there is much better sexy time literature out there

If there was something out there that got her in the mood, I would have found it long ago... I don't think such a thing exists.

[Guest]

ugh..that was exactly the status of one of my friends...i commented "NOOO NOT YOU TOO!!"...she came back with.."That really surprises me, MPF..of all people I thought you'd be all into it...."I'm a pervert, Caroline..not a fuging idiot"

Hope I didn't offend her

You have such a gift with the English language. :P