Man Stabs Himself Throws Intestines At Police

[Hairless Cat]

I guess he showed them.

A man remains in critical condition in hospital after stabbing himself repeatedly in front of police and then throwing his intestines at them.

Wayne Carter, 43, called police in Hackensack, New Jersey at 10 p.m. on Sunday to say he had a knife and was threatening to hurt himself.

Officers swooped on his Clay Street home and kicked in the door to his room, which he had blocked with furniture, Lt. John Heinemann said.

Carter was cowering in the corner of the room holding a 12-inch knife.

When he stood up, he shouted at the officers and frantically stabbed himself all over his body, leaving more then 50 stab wounds.

Officers saw that his intestines were sticking out from a wound in his abdomen, Heinemann said.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2151830/Man-stabs-throws-intestines-police.html#ixzz1wMCBwTvL

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[Guest Irv]

bath salts

[Guest]

"LSD"

[Darth Biscuit]

I'd have to be on drugs to read that text in the OP.

[Doyle]

Thread title of the year.

[Jase]

trying to think of some intestine puns but none are coming to me.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I wouldn't be able to stomach the stuation if I were that cop having to watch that

[Guest]

the cops had to gut it out to deal with that one.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

trying to think of some intestine puns but none are coming to me.

go on...just take a stab at it

[mmmbeans]

the article is pretty bad, but these puns are offal.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Rectum, he barely touched 'em!

[pOpCoRnPoPpEr]

Wayne Carter bowels to no man! He pulled a knife and gutted the police yeah!

[Hairless Cat]

Still waiting on the pics

[Sapper]

Just a regular guy doing a self-colonoscopy and checking for IBS.