Shockey Gets Married

[PhillyB]

i wonder if they said the pledge of allegiance before the ceremony and if shockey went around beating everyone who didn't pay attention with a rolled-up flag

[Toundra]

Congratulations, le Shock!

[Zod]

Is she black lol

By the way KT, I'm not judging I'm just saying...

This is one of those posts that makes me smh.... I mean, really, wtf?

[KissMyConverse]

Pretty sure she is Latin. He has posted a few pics of her over the last few months. She is actually smoking hot.

[csx]

Is she black lol

By the way KT, I'm not judging I'm just saying...

I also guess that means he probably is going to really contemplate retiring soon, you know so he can... tap that ass all day.

A reminder that there are still incredibly stupid people out there.

[Davidson Deac II]

Pretty sure she is Latin. He has posted a few pics of her over the last few months. She is actually smoking hot.

She's from Rome? :)

[KissMyConverse]

When in Rome...

[Razeyfingers]

Jeremy Shockey ‏@JeremyShockey

Well, im late. Oh well.

What da world is that child looking thing in the middle just behind Shockey's tattooed arm? The one with the crazy eyes and tongue sticking out. Looks like a ghost or zombie or a kid that just walked out of a burning building. I don't know. Creepy though

I dont know but you can see in the mirror behind her that she is clearly a demon burning a red hole in the curtain and about to start the apocalypse.

she looks so hungreh, she looks like shes chewing on a glove or maybe an arm with a nub . . . nom nom nom I was supposed to get the first piece!! BOoM apocalypse!

oh ya gratz to the Shock, thats a good man in my book

[Iceberg Slim]

Wonders why Shock would share wedding videos and photos with the world.... :blink:

But hope they have a happy lilfe together........now get back to work

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

A reminder that there are still incredibly stupid people out there.

Speak for yourself.

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

This is one of those posts that makes me smh.... I mean, really, wtf?

Don't be so dramatic.

[Darth Biscuit]

I didn't assume marriage, but I wondered what all of his sappy tweets were about lately.

[EMSMedic79]

Ok Shockey..... Checklist: Marriage - done. Carolina Super Bowl Victory - Still waiting. Now come back and get to work.

[Zod]

Don't be so dramatic.

Don't be such an idiot. The rest of us are embarrassed for you.