Shockey Gets Married

[Dpantherman]

Jeremy Shockey ‏@JeremyShockey

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Married! And happy http://instagr.am/p/K_pijdwcyu/

Well, im late. Oh well.

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

Is she black lol

By the way KT, I'm not judging I'm just saying...

I also guess that means he probably is going to really contemplate retiring soon, you know so he can... tap that ass all day.

[SIGCHI222]

She has the biggest right arm I have ever seen on a woman. Their kids will be like Nolan Ryan.

[Black]

Congrats, now re-sign and get to work.

[4Corners]

Better pre nup

[SN03]

I hope she knows he's a bit of a womanizer. When she puts his tool in her mouth it'll be like licking the cave of a 1,000 vaginas.

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

  On 5/24/2012 at 3:41 AM, SIGCHI222 said:

She has the biggest right arm I have ever seen on a woman. Their kids will be like Nolan Ryan.

lol I see what you did there haha

[Ja Rhule]

Now he def needs a job. Welcome back Shockey.

[Dpantherman]

Found this video

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

Shockey played in the NFL for a long time, he doesn't need a job and probably doesn't want a job. He's just gonna settle down and make a few little baby Shockey's for the Panthers to draft in 2033

[jasonluckydog]

He recently dated the chic from the bachelorette...

[SN03]

  On 5/24/2012 at 3:48 AM, Mr.Jasonluckydog said:

He recently dated the chic from the bachelorette...

Who hasn't "dated" that bimbo....

[CarolinaPanthers8789]

  On 5/24/2012 at 3:50 AM, SN03 said:

Who hasn't "dated" that bimbo....

Present!!!

[Herbert The Love Bug]

  On 5/24/2012 at 3:40 AM, Dpantherman said:

Jeremy Shockey ‏@JeremyShockey

Well, im late. Oh well.

What da world is that child looking thing in the middle just behind Shockey's tattooed arm? The one with the crazy eyes and tongue sticking out. Looks like a ghost or zombie or a kid that just walked out of a burning building. I don't know. Creepy though