My Gf Dumped Me

[SN03]

Knowing my friends I forsee a wrecked apartment, alcohol, hookers, & blow in the immediate future.

The good news is I now have a $7k engagement ring to return & will have 2 PSL's & a 72" plasma by week 1.

Serious relationship: Check. Lesson learned: check.

[SOJA]

Sorry to hear that man. Next rounds on me

[Panthro]

Could be a reason why she dumped you

[SN03]

Could be a reason why she dumped you

I have never drank alcohol, smoked, or hooked up in my life. But most my friends do so they'll probably throw themselves a party at my place to celebrate.

[NanuqoftheNorth]

Consider yourself fortunate, you dodged a bullet, it would have been much more costly to break up after the marriage.

Side note: Another good reason to live in NC if you are gay. No costly divorces.

[Ivan The Awesome]

I don't see a down side to this. You can screw any chick you want now.

[MadHatter]

You are lucky that you are finding out she is not the right one now.

Nothing better than being married to the right woman. But nothing worse than being married to the wrong one.

[thefuzz]

Why did she ditch your ass?

[CatofWar]

Probably all that dick shaking in her face.

[Panthro]

Probably all that dick shaking in her face.

Or lack there of

[mmmbeans]

Probably all that dick shaking in her face.

Lol, this.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

I have never drank alcohol, smoked, or hooked up in my life.

wow...I'd dump you too :)

but seriously.....you're the complete opposite of me and I'm super fun ....sorry she left you

[SN03]

sorry she left you

I'm not.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

well, who are you gonna shake your dick at now?

btw...how old are you?