Do You Blow Your Nose With Toilet Paper?

[Inimicus]

I fart as much as possible just so I can breath poo particles.

[mr beauxjangles]

it's like smelling your own farts, only better

[CatofWar]

Eat da poo poo

[Inimicus]

Eat da poo poo

[cookinbrak]

Roll out a couple of turns, and fold it back on itself. Virgin territory.

Ruffians....

[jasonluckydog]

I blow my nose in my shirt so I'm good.

[bigjohn]

Yeah, but I wipe my butt with klennex to even out the disparity.

[Kevin Greene]

No, when I'm at your house I blow my nose on your bath towel.

[Hotsauce]

I made this thread while sitting in the Hilton Columbias' bathroom this morning, right after I wiped my ass, I thought of it....

Now my next question is, WTF are these smudges on my iPad?

[thatlookseasy]

Think about when you wipe your ass, you have to use both hands to pull the paper, thus some pieces of poopinz remains!

You use 2 hands to tear the paper? What an amateur, real men tear it one handed. Its a bit risky because if it doesnt tear you might unravel half the roll, but its definitely worth the satisfaction.

[Razzy]

If you keep your toothbrush in the bathroom, it's covered in feces particles. Everytime you flush your toilet, plenty of feces particles are thrown around your bathroom. Live with it. The immune system exists for a reason, unless you were to eat your feces you would probably be fine. Hell. I have a cousin that apparently use to smear his own poop on himself as a toddler. You're more likely to get sick from something that was on your hand than on the TP.

[lightsout]

How has this not been posted?

[lightsout]

You use 2 hands to tear the paper? What an amateur, real men tear it one handed. Its a bit risky because if it doesnt tear you might unravel half the roll, but its definitely worth the satisfaction.

Can I just say that the post-to-username correlation is awesome here?

[Inimicus]

My poo is in your pocket!