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Mother Grabber

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You are making a dangerous mistake giving me a platform to spew my random thoughts.

  • When an Asian person watches something in widescreen, does it look normal?
  • When a chick is in the pool, does her hoo-ha fill up, or is it watertight? And if it does fill up, when they get out of the pool, do they basically have to drain themselves out? I feel like I should have asked that question years ago when I was young enough to be understandably naive.
  • Straight women aren't funny. I should have guessed about Wanda Sykes before she even came out.
  • Those AT&T "so 15 seconds ago" commercials: did they do some market research and find out that people wish they were thought of as glib assholes?
  • I know it's a mother's choice to decide whether or not she breast-feeds her four year old, but it's a father's job to make sure his kids don't grow up to be titty-suckin' co-dependant, momma's boys to the N-th degree.
  • I don't care what the state of North Carolina says; given the opportunity, I would marry Ryan Reynolds.

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Mother Grabber Grand Master

Mother Grabber

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You are making a dangerous mistake giving me a platform to spew my random thoughts.

  • When an Asian person watches something in widescreen, does it look normal?
  • When a chick is in the pool, does her hoo-ha fill up, or is it watertight? And if it does fill up, when they get out of the pool, do they basically have to drain themselves out? I feel like I should have asked that question years ago when I was young enough to be understandably naive.
  • Straight women aren't funny. I should have guessed about Wanda Sykes before she even came out.
  • Those AT&T "so 15 seconds ago" commercials: did they do some market research and find out that people wish they were thought of as glib assholes?
  • I know it's a mother's choice to decide whether or not she breast-feeds her four year old, but it's a father's job to make sure his kids don't grow up to be titty-suckin' co-dependant, momma's boys to the N-th degree.
  • I don't care what the state of North Carolina says; given the opportunity, I would marry Ryan Reynolds.

At some point, daddy gotta take that titty back for hisself!

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Although I live in VA, I own a couple beach properties in NC and was looking forward to enjoying my sunset years there. Now that they've passed this constitutional amendment banning civil unions and gay marriage, they're effectively back to the 19th century and have lived up to everyone's stereotype of being a bunch of stupid rednecks.

And for all of you who think this is just about gay marriage- go look again- it denies rights to any type of living arrangement not a man-woman marriage. So, yeah, if you live with someone and have kids- guess what? Odds are you have no parental rights if something should happen to that relationhip.

It also really bother me that the entire thought process behind this comes from relegion and relegious beliefs, yet it becomes a constitutional amendment. Whatever happened to the separation of church and state?

I spent 20 years fighting for the freedoms we enjoy in this country and I'm pissed that we are now attempting to legislate morality inside people's homes.

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4Corners Grand Master

4Corners

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Lol funny but i found a 20 dollar bill while washing my clothes a few minutes ago. Funny thing is it was just boxers, socks and a couple of towels i was washing..How did 20 bucks get in my boxers?

that twink who spent the night at your house probably left it over there

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I was doing some work on my buddies computer that involved downloading some pictures to post online. When i went to pull them from the file folder i stumbled, honestly, on some lets say "naughty" pics of his gf. Should i give him hell or keep it to myself?

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Lol funny but i found a 20 dollar bill while washing my clothes a few minutes ago. Funny thing is it was just boxers, socks and a couple of towels i was washing..How did 20 bucks get in my boxers?

wtf? you don't wash your boxers by themselves? you're just spreading the "love" to your socks and towels

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