70-Year-Old Virgin Says She’S Finally Ready For Love

[pOpCoRnPoPpEr]

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/70-old-virgin-says-she-finally-ready-love-195206620.html

Shaw says she doesn't believe in sex before marriage and has been too busy with her career as a cabaret dance to settle down. "I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man," she said. "You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins."

PanthaSan you're up!

[Ja Rhule]

[mmmbeans]

a 70 year old virgin cabaret dancer? what-the-fark. lady, you're doing it wrong.

[pOpCoRnPoPpEr]

obviously...

[Mother Grabber]

Sweet DB5 in the pic.

[Squirrel]

That thing is so shriveled who would want to touch it. :puck:

[Herbert The Love Bug]

i do it. I'd do anything

[bleys]

I find this hard to believe... 70 years without sex? You know she put in work on some duracell's...

[Ivan The Awesome]

I find this hard to believe... 70 years without sex? You know she put in work on some duracell's...

Um, are duracell's that old?

[Dpantherman]

Can you still call what shes has a vagina?

[Toolbox]

The "40-Year Old Virgin" grossed $200 million dollars. The "70-Year Old Virgin" grossed out 200 million men.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

Can you still call what shes has a vagina?

knock that dust off...and I'm sure it'll be good to go!

[bleys]

Um, are duracell's that old?

regardless, you know she made up for lost time....

[mmmbeans]

Um, are duracell's that old?

who needs em...