If Your Wife Wants To Take Over Taking Care Of The Lawn, Would You Let Her

[Iceberg Slim]

So recently, wifey has decided to inject herself into the lawn. She believes herself to be an expert in all things lawn care related in that she spent time doing google searches on seed, fertilizer etc. Even further, she has decided that she wants to plant flowers, bushes, tree's etc on her own in places of her choosing. This craziness must stop....I'm sure a fight is going to happen, but this lady has to get out of my yard......

vent over...

[Guest]

So she's either in the kitchen, the laundry room, or in the yard. You're on the couch. I fail to see a problem.

[Iceberg Slim]

That means she has completely taken over everything that is man-land. She recently stormed my only sanctuary in the house, the theatre room and now has removed some of my Panthers gear to make way for some fuggin plants and such....no, my friend, this is a hostile take-over...one that must be stopped

[pOpCoRnPoPpEr]

My yard, woods, farm is my sanctuary! But i'm nolonger marry so its all good.

But no, i would hate it.

[Guest]

That means she has completely taken over everything that is man-land. She recently stormed my only sanctuary in the house, the theatre room and now has removed some of my Panthers gear to make way for some fuggin plants and such....no, my friend, this is a hostile take-over...one that must be stopped

Now, THIS is a problem. You should have mounted a Maginot-line defense at the man cave.

[pOpCoRnPoPpEr]

You're F'd bro

[Mrs Pantherfan]

ya'lls vagina has way too much sand it...

except the "man cave" decor..I agree she needs not put such foliage in there...unless you wanted it..but she needs to stay out of there

[Iceberg Slim]

See my wife is like a ninja, she stealthy, creeps up on you and boooommmm, and the next thing you know is you now are sleeping under a comfortor with floral design, or your favorite chair somehow went missing or the table you used to eat at now has been "tablescaped" (if you don't know what tablescapes are I'd advise you to learn, seems like a lot of chicks are into this) at any rate, this thread is a warning to all husbands who still care and haven't given up....No MA' AM hold the line!!!!

[Iceberg Slim]

[Miaoww]

I misread the title, I thought this thread was going to be sexier.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

OK...I've changed my mind....

I feel sorry for ya'll being married to women like that..I can honestly say that I am not like that...eww on florals..really???

I had to google "tablescapes" oh gross...I want to punch bitches like that

[Guest]

Jesus fuging christ

[Scrumtrilescent]

Looks like Christopher Lowell exploded in that there room.

[Mrs Pantherfan]