Stupid Shyt You Have Heard A Southerner Say

[Guest]

I didn't pay it no nevermind.

[Porn Shop Clerk]

mofo is a dumbass word southerners use

[Mrs Pantherfan]

sorry..I was trying to watch my mother fuging godamn potty mouth

[Porn Shop Clerk]

your vulgar language both offends and titillates me

[Mrs Pantherfan]

well...titillate is my middle name

[The Pieyed Piper]

More people from the north say WaRshington.

drives me nuts

[jb_online]

I was doing some work in Alabama yesterday and there was a work crew next to me for a while... one guy sounded exactly like Boomhauer from King of the Hill. I couldn't understand a word he said, literally, not a single word. It was funny.

Oh, and my boss is from St. Louis and he says 'WaRshington', too.

[Jase]

my wife's family is from boston and they're always leaving Rs off of the ends of words and sticking them in the middle where they don't belong.

For instance. "drawer" is "drawrah" "water" is "wartah", "lobster" is "lorbstah"

[Mother Grabber]

"let's go to the north"

lame

[Guest]

my wife's family is from boston and they're always leaving Rs off of the ends of words and sticking them in the middle where they don't belong.

For instance. "drawer" is "drawrah" "water" is "wartah", "lobster" is "lorbstah"

Women with that NE accent....so sexay.

[Scrumtrilescent]

Like a spiked bat to the balls.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

Women with that NE accent....so sexay.

Men with that accent?...yummy...women with that accent? trashy sounding...imo

[Guest]

Men with that accent?...yummy...women with that accent? trashy sounding...imo

Just like in the Depahted.

[SCP]

I used ta could do that.