Stupid Shyt You Have Heard A Southerner Say

[bLACKpANTHER]

the beginning of this scene fits this thread perfectly..

[Floppin]

Ya'll don't know poo till you get around some deep appalachia.

[pawsandclaws]

My Father in Law is big time old school. When my son heard him say "poke" as in "Can you put those viennas in a poke (bag)" my son laughed so hard he had tears. I still use the term "britches" which embarrases the hell out of him so now that he is 17 I use it as much as possible and especially around his female friends.

[CarolinaNCSU]

I call people "bo" for some reason. Not even thinking about it, I'll say "what's up bo"? or something like that. Except it's really fast and sounds like it's all one word. Whasupbo or something like that.

[DC Amp]

I call people "bo" for some reason. Not even thinking about it, I'll say "what's up bo"? or something like that. Except it's really fast and sounds like it's all one word. Whasupbo or something like that.

Guilty....Bo, I don't even know where I got that from but still use it.

[Panthro]

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[mmmbeans]

I call people "bo" for some reason. Not even thinking about it, I'll say "what's up bo"? or something like that. Except it's really fast and sounds like it's all one word. Whasupbo or something like that.

for whatever reason, that shiat used to drive me insane... but it always sounded more like "buh." always thought it made anybody who said it sound like a total moron.

[pawsandclaws]

Bo was a universal term in Construction. I was a Project Manager and if you said Bo real loud you would have 39 guys turn around.

[Scrumtrilescent]

I used Bossman a lot when I did construction work in college.

[pawsandclaws]

I used Bossman a lot when I did construction work in college.

That was my name.LOL

[Floppin]

I used Bossman a lot when I did construction work in college.

We called each other Beeve on the construction site. No idea why. We also called a guy named Dewey, Fred, for no apparent reason. Construction crews usually have odd linguistic poo going on.

[Kettle]

"andy dalton is a better quarterback than cam newton."

[Porn Shop Clerk]

3 stupidest things southerners say:

"the truck is already paid for"

"honest ma, it was dark i didn't know she was my sister"

"i was just helping the sheep back over the fence!"

[Mrs Pantherfan]

there's a difference between southern and redneck..and half of the poo ya'll just mentioned is poo that some backwoods redneck trailer mofo spurts out...

no offense if you are a backwoods redneck trailer mofo...