Emmitt Smith's Mock Draft (Maurice Clayborn To Panthers)

[PantherBrew]

This is pretty damned funny.

Carolina Panthers: Maurice Clayborn, CB, LSU

I do not like to put defensive player in the top 10 of my mark drafts, but I was tolded that if Maurice Clayborn fall to the Panther, he will not hesitate to take him. So that is why I put defensive player in the top 10. Trust me, it is a very tough pillow to swallow.

Why do I hate defensive player? Because as my good friend Michael Irving always say, "point wins championships." Can Clayborn put point on the scoreboard? Maybe if commissioner Roger Goldman change the rule and allow defensive player to score point, I will start marking more defensive player in the top 10. They are lucky I even mark defensive player at all in the entire mark draft!

Read the rest : http://walterfootbal...t2012emmitt.php

EDIT NOTE: I thought this was obvious, but...

This is what a 2012 NFL Mock Draft would look like if Emmitt Smith created one. This is satire, so don't take this seriously. But please read it - Emmitt put blood, sweat and cry into it.

[Mr. Scot]

Wrong...

(I chuckled)

[Ruff]

I hope we don't draft Maurice Clayborn. What is he even ranked?

Now, MORRIS CLAIBORNE, I would love to have.

[TruCatzFan]

That dude should NEVER attempt to write anything ever again! that was horrible!

[bigdog10]

Haha.

Is it bad that I almost got through the whole thing and thought that very well could be Emmitt Smiff's take on the draft.

[csx]

sounds like a fake twitter account, people have way too much time on their hands

[PantherBrew]

NOTE:

This is what a 2012 NFL Mock Draft would look like if Emmitt Smith created one. This is satire, so don't take this seriously. But please read it - Emmitt put blood, sweat and cry into it.

[csx]

NOTE:

LOL..

[captfluoro]

I liked the Chiefs pick, Dontarious Pole who "weigh 350 pounds, which is close to two ton."

[megadeth078]

It moritifies me that Brewski had to edit his original post to include the fact that it was a joke.

[PantherBrew]

Two of my favs.

Arizona Cardinals: Lamar Miller, RB, Miami

I do not understand for the lives of me why Peyton Manning do not sign with the Cardinal. Who quarterback in his right minds would not want to throw the doggone football to Larry Fitzpatrick, who is not only one of the best receiving in the league, he also one of the best receiving in the division.

Tennessee Titans: Quinton Couples, DE, North Carolina

The Titan loose Julius Pepper in free agent a couple of month ago, so this pick make sense for three reason.

First of all, Quinton Couple come from North Carolina State University, which is the same college that Pepper come from. The Titan can replace one Star Heel with another ones.

Second of all, remember when I say that the Titan loose Pepper a couple of month ago? Well Quinton Couples name actually happen to match the word "couples," so it's a sign from the God or the astronomy. That make me a Tortoise for people whom like astronomy.

[iampantherman]

I wonder what Emmitt's life would have been like if he wasn't a good athlete.

[Gallagher]

Kansas City Chiefs: Dontarious Pole, RB, Memphis

The Chief need a runnin' back real bad. They have JaMarcus Charles, but he comin' off a real bad knee surgery. They sign Peyton Hill in free agent, but he said he dreamin' of becomin' a member of the CIS. CIS a show on TV, so if Hill want to become an actress, that is fine by me, but it also mean that he is no longer in position to play in the National Conference of Leagues.

Dontarious Pole play defense at Memphis State University, but he have the ability to play runnin' back in the conference. He weigh 350 pounds, which is close to two ton. Do you know how difficultness it is to tackle a runnin' back who weigh close to two ton? Defenders will be wakin' up the next day with back hurt, stomach hurt and leg hurt. And worst of all, mind hurt from all the nightmare of tacklin' Dontarious Pole.

Draft Dontari Poe................ as a Running Back.

Brilliant!!!

[TheRed]

Pretty funny. I couldn't force myself to read that for too long though.