Definitely Not Mel Kipers Latest Two Round Mock

[Fiz]

Random poo nothing to see here.

Carolina Panthers

Top needs: DT, CB, DE, WR, OLB, OL

Rd. 1 (9) LB Luke Kuechly, Boston College

Rd. 2 (40) DE Nick Perry, USC

Analysis: This is probably the first big surprise on the board. I don't have linebacker as a top-three need for the Panthers, but there are two things about this pick I like:

1. Kuechly is at No. 9 on my Big Board, which is extremely high for a guy who has played interior linebacker. He has incredible instincts, will help shut down the run and covers really well.

2. The Panthers have been decimated by injuries to their linebackers in recent years, and Kuechly can play right away and provide a lot of insurance. The Panthers need help up front, but you can build around Kuechly.

Perry is just major value in Round 2. It honestly wouldn't shock me if some team took him in the mid-first round, so getting a pass-rusher like him here is a huge get.

[CRA]

OMG. Another Luke fan boy. The nerve of Kiper suggesting he might be BPA for Carolina.

That said, Kiper is an idiot.

[Fiz]

Whoa dude who this isn't kiper and it definitely doesn't require insider access. I literally just made all of this up.

[OchoNueve]

Finkle is Einhorn... Fiz is Kiper, Kiper is Fiz...

[CRA]

Whoa dude who this isn't kiper and it definitely doesn't require insider access. I literally just made all of this up.

Yeah, that totally isn't Kipers mock. I just like to randomly call him an idiot. I mean, as proud owners of Jimmy Jam it happens

[Kevin Greene]

Who's on first?

[DaCityKats]

OMG. Another Luke fan boy. The nerve of Kiper suggesting he might be BPA for Carolina.

That said, Kiper is an idiot.

are you going to say this in every thread when somebody mocks Kuechly to us?

[CRA]

are you going to say this in every thread when somebody mocks Kuechly to us?

Well every time a member of the board suggests it in a thread..... that is the standard reply by a couple posters. Have you called them out on it?

But I can honor your request.

[DaCityKats]

just asking a ?

[Mother Grabber]

So, every time someone suggests we take Kuechly, you're going to call Mel Kiper and idiot?

[Carl Spackler]

These mocks aren't really worth much to me, simply because I believe - but I'm not convinced - that we'll trade down. And hopefully still get Kuechly.

[BeasonBeastingBacks]

So, every time someone suggests we take Kuechly, you're going to call Mel Kiper and idiot?

brilliant plan

[MrBubba]

Hey lets take Kuechly

Mel Kiper is an idiot

Let's take Cox

Mel Kiper is an Idiot

Let's take Gilmore

Mel Kiper is an idiot

Somethings are just universal truths no matter the circumstance

[Wyank]

I thought Mel Kiper is an idiot is one of those universal truths like gravity, Earth is round, sky is blue, Cam's swag is unchartable, and the Saints organization is classless and dirty. Everyone knows these things.