Larry Beavers' Jokes Thread

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does the beaver prefer getting hit from behind or do you have to take it head-on?

[CharlotteBeer.com]

It doesn't really matter how you hit Beavers, so long as you wrap up.

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will the other guys cover the beaver or can the beaver make it to the endzone open and free?

[CharlotteBeer.com]

It just dawned on me: everything we've said thus far of Larry Beavers could also be said about a woman's private parts.

[KillerKat]

Fast beavers. Just how I like em

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i wonder if we can afford the beaver or if it'll cost too much for it's services.

does the beaver get worn out after a while out on the field?

[Brandon]

Beavers will smell awful after getting pounded a few times by different guys within a 3 hour span.

[KillerKat]

Lmfaoooooooo

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i wonder what happens when the beaver gets gang-tackled.

[CharlotteBeer.com]

You guys think Delhomme could hit Beavers without someone trying to ****** his balls from him?

[KillerKat]

[Brandon]

You guys think Delhomme could hit Beavers without someone trying to ****** his balls from him?

Jake doesn't care about Beavers, he only gives it to Smitty remember?

[Jangler]

[Jangler]

An 80-year old man walks into the doctor's office for his regular check-up.

The doctor says to him, "Ahh, Ted, how are you feeling?"

"Great," says the old man. "I have an 18-year old wife, and she's pregnant with my child."

The doctor gives a concerned look and says to Ted, "Ted, let me tell you a story. See, I have this hunter friend, and early one morning, he goes out hunting, but is in such a hurry that he grabs his umbrella instead of his gun. So, as he is hunting, he spots a beaver. He aims at the beaver with his umbrella and shoots at it. Bam! The beaver falls down dead."

"What?!" cries the old man. "Why, that's impossible! Someone else must have shot the beaver."

"Exactly," says the doctor.