If Your Life Story Were A Book Or A Film...

[DC Amp]

"I should have been born on an Island" Starring, Jack Black

[Scrumtrilescent]

I just know it'll star Denzel.

[Mrs Pantherfan]

MMMMM.. you big black man, you! RAWR!

[Scrumtrilescent]

I embrace the director's artistic interpretation of the source material.

[Iceberg Slim]

The real avengers starring "Dolemite", "Willie Dynamite", "Black Ceasar, and introducing "Goldie" as the king of the pimps

You know the rules of the game, your bitch just chose me. Now we can handle this like you got some class, or we can get into some gangsta poo.”

[Tarheel31]

The holy grail.

I routinely prance about banging coconut halves together.

[davos]

Character/TV: Somewhere between Chandler Bing and Ted Mosby with a dash of Charlie Day

Movie: Out Cold/Dazed & Confused/Singles

[pstall]

Keeping it Real Genius

either Robert Downey jr during his epic drug run or Leo.

[PanthaSan]

"Bananas" or "Everything you wanted to know about sex but were afraid to ask" with me starring in the Woody Allen parts.

or if it is not a real movie - "Cleavagefield part deux"

[TruCatzFan]

"We were Soldiers"/Blackhawk Down

Same cast, just change the venue to Iraq/Afghanistan

[Squirrel]

Ramblin Man

Harry Connick jr

[Panthers128]

My life has been rather boring so it'd be a waste of time for a famous actor to play the part.

Much Ado About Nothing starring Pauly Shore

[Kevin Greene]

Keep Pounding

John Holmes

[Doc Holiday]

Awkward and Strange staring Daniel Tosh(I've been told I look a lot like him)